Nice Floor Atoms: The Universal Panic Response

The universal panic mode of every science student! When the professor locks eyes with you after explaining something incomprehensible about quantum mechanics or organic chemistry, suddenly the floor atoms become fascinatingly important. "Wow, is that linoleum made of carbon chains? Revolutionary stuff down there!" Meanwhile your brain is desperately trying to reboot after being fried by whatever scientific concept just flew over your head at light speed. The academic equivalent of hiding behind a couch when debt collectors knock. Pro tip: nodding thoughtfully while staring at the floor doesn't actually transfer knowledge to your brain. Trust me, I've tried.