Never Miss Math Y'All

Ever skip one tiny math lecture and suddenly the professor's scribbling hieroglyphics on the board? That's the mathematical equivalent of stepping into a parallel dimension! One minute you're comfortable with basic algebra, the next you're staring at symbols that might as well be instructions for building a wormhole. The exponential confusion growth rate is precisely why mathematicians always show up to class—they know that mathematical knowledge gaps expand faster than the universe itself! Skip a day, and suddenly everyone's speaking fluent calculus while you're still trying to remember if x equals y or if y equals crying in the corner.