The ultimate science student divide! Left side: People who claim to hate mnemonics while secretly screaming "King Philip Came Over For Good Spaghetti" to remember taxonomy (Kingdom, Phylum, Class, Order, Family, Genus, Species). Right side: The chemistry crowd with their "Oh Be A Fine Girl Kiss Me" for stellar classification (O, B, A, F, G, K, M). The secret language of science nerds everywhere! Nobody admits using these memory tricks, but we all frantically recite them during exams.