Avoidance Memes

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Nice Floor Atoms: The Universal Panic Response
Academia Science
19 days ago 4.8K views 0 shares
Nice Floor Atoms: The Universal Panic Response
The universal panic mode of every science student! When the professor locks eyes with you after explaining something incomprehensible about quantum mechanics or organic chemistry, suddenly the floor atoms become fascinatingly important. "Wow, is that linoleum made of carbon chains? Revolutionary stuff down there!" Meanwhile your brain is desperately trying to reboot after being fried by whatever scientific concept just flew over your head at light speed. The academic equivalent of hiding behind a couch when debt collectors knock. Pro tip: nodding thoughtfully while staring at the floor doesn't actually transfer knowledge to your brain. Trust me, I've tried.

Nope, Not Even Gonna Touch That
Physics Chemistry Science Academia
26 days ago 4.8K views 0 shares
Nope, Not Even Gonna Touch That
When thermodynamics enters the chat, even chemistry students flee the scene! The second law is basically saying "your system will get messier over time" while entropy whispers "resistance is futile." No wonder our protagonist is making a strategic retreat! The absolute PANIC when you realize you have to calculate Gibbs free energy and suddenly your textbook becomes a portal to existential dread. Physics and chemistry had a baby, and it's the problem child that makes everyone question their life choices!

Taylor Approximation Goes Brrrrrrrrr
Math Science
1 month ago 5.6K views 0 shares
Taylor Approximation Goes Brrrrrrrrr
When life gets complicated, Brian takes the mathematician's escape route! Instead of facing his problems, he literally rockets away using a Taylor series expansion - the mathematical equivalent of saying "I'll deal with this... approximately." For the uninitiated, Taylor approximation is a method that simplifies complex functions by using their derivatives at a specific point. It's like telling someone you'll be there "around 5-ish" instead of calculating exact travel time with traffic variables. Brian's not just avoiding the conversation - he's doing it with mathematical elegance! The final panel shows he literally transformed into the equation and soared away. Who needs emotional intelligence when you can reduce messy reality into a neat polynomial? Pure genius for avoiding awkward talks!