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Content Normal people's cat: Mathematician's cat: meow

Content "so, what do you do for a living?" I'm a mathematician my work is actually really interesting, I'm trying to... oh, I always hated math in school.

Content YETANOTHER PROOFTHAT 0990.40 HEXADECIMAL

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Content "ROOT of ALL EVIL" Proof VALLEVIL VAEILLL by the Anagram property LVAEILV IVALIVE by the Anagram property IvVIVO by the Spanish translation LV TO LVCOW by the Greek transformation LV MOO by the noise methodology LOV M LOV - by the Einstein Theorem LOVE by the "Hell Has Frozen Over" and Absolute Zero Temperature Properties = LOVe by the Capital reduction root theorem

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Content Mathematicians: There's no difference Engineers: Then drink your coffee from the donut.

Content Lactose enters the body Allolactose joins to repressor and it detaches from the operator RNA Polymerase binds to the promoter and it can transcribe for lactase No tummy ache due to functioning operons

Content If the proof of a theorem is not immediately apparent, it may be because you are trying the wrong approach. Below are some effective methods of proof that might aim you in the right direction. Proof by obviousness: "The proof is so clear that it need not be mentioned." Proof by general agreement: "All in favor?.. Proof by imagination: "Well, we'll pretend it's true. Proof by convenience: "It would be very nice if it were true, so.. Proof by necessity: "It had better be true, or the entire structure of mathematics would crumble to the ground." Proof by plausibility: "It sounds good, so it must be true." Proof by intimidation: "Don't be stupid; of course it's true!" Proof by lack of sufficient time: "Because of the time constrait, I'lI leave the proof to you." Proof by postponement: "The proof for this is long and arduous, so it is given to you in the appendix." Proof by accident: "Hey, what have we here?!" Proof by insignificance: "Who really cares anyway?" Proof by mumbo-jumbo: Wo ф, 3,830*8=8, Proof by profanity: (example omitted) Proof by definition: "We define it to be true.! Proof by tautology: "It's true because it's true." Proof by plagarism: "As we see on page 289,..." Proof by lost reference: "I know I saw it somewhere....' Proof by calculus: "This proof requires calculus, so we'll skip it." Proof by terror: When intimidation fails Proof by lack of interest: "Does anyone really want to see this?" Proof by illegibility: E GED Proof by logic: "If it is on the problem sheet, it must be true!" Proof by majority rule: Only to be used if general agreement is impossible. Proof by clever variable choice: "Let A be the number such that this proof works.." Proof by tessellation: "This proof is the same as the last." Proof by divine word: " And the Lord said, 'Let it be true, and it was true Proof by stubbornness: "I don't care what you say- it is true." Proof by simplification: "This proof reduced to the statement I + 1 = 2." Proof by hasty generalization: "Well, it works for 17, so it works for all reals." Proof by deception: "Now everyone turn their backs. Proof by supplication: "Oh please, let it be true. Proof by poor analogy: "Well, it's just like...' Proof by avoidance: Limit of proof by postponement as it approaches infinity Proof by design: If it's not true in today's math, invent a new system in which it is. Proof by authority: "Well, Don Knuth says it's true, so it must be!" Proof by intuition: "I have this gut feeling.

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Content 28. You are at a club, doing calculus, when no one understands what you are doing, so you go home depressed, eat a half gallon of ice-cream, and wash it down with a fifth of vodka. You then realise you have no ice-cream, go to the store, and buy 20 pints. You now have a tub of ice cream containing 20 pints. However, you now also have a tub of ice cream with a unique property. The rate at which it melts is not only proportional to the temperature difference between the ice cream and the room temperature but also inversely proportional to the cube of the volume of the remaining ice cream. The differential equation describing the melting process is given by = - k(I- 25, where V is the volume of ice cream in pints, tis time in minutes. T is the temperature of the ice cream in degrees Celsius, and k is a positive constant. The initial temperature of the ice cream is 18°C, and the initial volume is 25 pints. After 5 minutes, the volume of the ice cream has decreased to 20 pints. Determine the the value of the constant k. 1562⠝ • 1539 • 1526 • 1549¼ © 15698/ V (5) =26 SV3 dU = - 5 k (+ -251/(V3)) 1 E 4 (284 = - KS (+ 14 +25) +C 5 = 15625

Content Power Rule d in = nxnt Exponent Rule d I a* = a* Ina d ex = xX Inx Jx