Professor Memes

The professor's soul is visibly leaving his body upon seeing a car with negative mass traveling faster than light. Nothing triggers physics professors quite like answers that violate the fundamental laws of the universe. A negative mass would require exotic matter we haven't discovered, and exceeding light speed would break causality itself. The student might as well have written "the car runs on unicorn tears and time-travels on Tuesdays" for all the physical sense it makes. That expression is the exact moment when the professor realizes those weekend review sessions were completely pointless.

The eternal battle between students and professors captured perfectly! On one side, we have SpongeBob (aka every science student ever) being absolutely crushed by what appears to be a modest "list of equations" that already looks like someone threw up the entire thermodynamics textbook onto a single sheet. Meanwhile, Patrick (the professor) is gleefully shouting "Nonsense!" while casually introducing an even MORE horrifying avalanche of partial derivatives, Gibbs free energy formulas, and whatever that Greek alphabet soup is supposed to represent. This is that special moment in every STEM student's life when you realize your professor genuinely believes these equations are "the basics" and "should be intuitive." Nothing says academic trauma like watching your professor add another whiteboard's worth of equations while you're still trying to remember if delta means "change in" or "please end my suffering."

Physics professors everywhere just felt a disturbance in the force! A car with negative mass traveling faster than light? Einstein is doing barrel rolls in his grave right now! This student clearly skipped the "laws of physics are non-negotiable" lecture. Negative mass would make the car float UP, not down, and exceeding light speed? That's like claiming you found a corner in a circle! The professor's face is the universal expression for "I've failed as an educator." Next thing you know, they'll claim their homework was eaten by a quantum fluctuation!