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They Are Always Forgotten

They Are Always Forgotten
The chemistry class struggle is real! This meme captures the plight of the "forgotten" strong acids - permanganic acid (HMnO4), perbromic acid (HBrO4), hypoiodous acid (HIO3), and chromic acid (H2CrO4) - looking longingly at their more famous cousins who always make the textbook list. While hydrochloric acid (HCl) and sulfuric acid (H2SO4) get all the glory and lab time, these lesser-known strong acids are left out in the cold like the chemistry equivalent of middle children. They're strong enough to donate protons but apparently not strong enough to make it into your professor's lecture slides. Next time you're memorizing the "magnificent seven" strong acids, pour one out for these overlooked corrosive compounds. They might dissolve your beaker, but they'll never dissolve the pain of being excluded from the cool acids table.

You Can Stop Searching Guys, I Know A Few SIMPs

You Can Stop Searching Guys, I Know A Few SIMPs
Found them! Those elusive SIMPs (Strongly Interacting Massive Particles) physicists have been hunting for decades are actually just grad students desperately refreshing arXiv at 3AM. They're massive (from all the stress-eating), strongly interacting (with caffeine), and completely stable (until thesis deadline). The real dark matter was the academic anxiety we created along the way!

Ctrl Alt Delete Is Huge

Ctrl Alt Delete Is Huge
The classic computer standoff! Nothing strikes more terror into a frozen program than the sudden appearance of Task Manager. It's like that frozen Excel spreadsheet suddenly realizes the digital grim reaper has arrived and miraculously starts working again. The program's internal monologue: "Oh no, they've summoned the executioner! Quick, act natural!" Pure digital Darwinism—only the responsive survive. The rest get terminated with extreme prejudice by the most menacing three-finger salute in computing history.

Hey Do You Like Chemistry?

Hey Do You Like Chemistry?
The ultimate chemistry pickup line that only works on nerds! When someone asks if you like chemistry and shows you "NaBrO 3 " (sodium bromate), they're secretly saying "Na, Bro" with a little oxygen thrown in for scientific credibility. It's the perfect chemistry pun that makes you both groan and appreciate the periodic table simultaneously. Next time someone tries this on you, respond with "K" (potassium) to really complete the reaction.

The "Easily See" Paradox

The "Easily See" Paradox
Nothing triggers academic despair quite like a textbook casually dropping "as we can easily see" before some impossibly complex equation or concept! 😭 The sad Eeyore perfectly captures that moment when you're staring at the page thinking "WHO exactly can see this easily?!" Meanwhile, the author probably scribbled it while half-asleep and thought it was obvious. Every student has experienced that crushing realization that what's "trivial" to the textbook writer is complete hieroglyphics to you. Next time you encounter this phrase, just remember—it's not you, it's them. The real proof was the mental breakdowns we had along the way!

The Theory-Practice Divide

The Theory-Practice Divide
The eternal battle between theory and practice! Some engineers design fancy parts without ever touching a lathe or mill, then wonder why machinists roll their eyes so hard they can measure the Earth's rotation. Meanwhile, the hands-on folks who actually make things work are climbing the ladder without six figures of debt. It's like designing a swimming pool when you've never seen water—technically possible, but you're gonna make some SPLASH-tastic mistakes! 🔧✨

Physics Teachers Be Like

Physics Teachers Be Like
The eternal battle between students and physics teachers in one perfect frame! The teacher asks for velocity addition (40m/s + 30m/s), and the student confidently answers "70" without specifying units. Cue the teacher's existential crisis - "70 what? Apples? Bananas?" Every physics student has felt that soul-crushing moment when they realize forgetting units is basically a war crime in the physics classroom. The teacher's anime-style breakdown perfectly captures that mix of disappointment and disbelief that can only come from someone who's written "UNITS!!!" in red pen approximately 8,000 times in their career.

The Euler Universe: When One Mathematician Takes Over The Entire Curriculum

The Euler Universe: When One Mathematician Takes Over The Entire Curriculum
Ever sat through a math lecture where the professor casually drops 17 different Euler references in 5 minutes? That's the mathematical equivalent of name-dropping at a party! "Oh, you don't know Euler's method? Well, let me introduce you to his equation, his identity, his other equation, his inequality, and—surprise!—these Eulerian numbers I've been saving for the grand finale!" Meanwhile, students are frantically scribbling notes and wondering if Euler was just one super-productive mathematician or an entire mathematical boy band. Spoiler: it was just one guy who apparently never slept!

The Idempotent Identity Crisis

The Idempotent Identity Crisis
The variable 'x' just discovered it's an idempotent element under the function f(x) = x², and I'm CACKLING! In math, an idempotent element is one that remains unchanged when applied to itself through an operation - like squaring 1 gives you 1 again. Poor little 'x' is having an existential crisis wondering if it's idempotent, only to learn that when x = 0 or x = 1, squaring it does absolutely nothing! The genie-like character revealing "x ↦ x²" with such finality is killing me. It's basically telling x, "Congratulations! You've discovered you're mathematically boring!" 🤓✨

The Organic Chemistry Workout Plan

The Organic Chemistry Workout Plan
The secret workout regimen of organic chemistry students has been revealed! Drawing hexagons (benzene rings) thousands of times and doing exactly ONE push-up is apparently enough to transform you into a hulking figure of molecular mastery. Meanwhile, the rest of us can barely remember which way the OH group points! The true path to chemistry gains isn't protein shakes—it's just endless structural formulas and that singular, legendary push-up that has professors questioning their teaching methods.

The Cosmic Naming Crisis

The Cosmic Naming Crisis
Scientists discovering a massive galaxy and immediately thinking about naming it something hilariously literal is PEAK ASTRONOMY CULTURE! 🤓 The unspoken punchline here is they'd probably call it "Super Duper Milky Way" or "Milky Way XL" because astronomers are simultaneously brilliant enough to find cosmic behemoths and yet completely uncreative with nomenclature. Ever notice how we name celestial objects? "Big Red Spot," "Black Hole," "Large Magellanic Cloud"... we're talking about the most magnificent objects in existence and scientists are like "hmm yes this is indeed large and cloud-like." The creativity department clearly took a day off when astronomers were handing out cosmic names!

Elemental Insults: When The Periodic Table Gets Personal

Elemental Insults: When The Periodic Table Gets Personal
The numbers 9-92-6-19-39-8-92 are actually element atomic numbers on the periodic table! Translating them gives you F-U-C-K-Y-O-U. Chemistry teachers have been using this trick for decades to see which students actually understand the periodic table beyond just memorizing it. Next time someone sends you a string of seemingly random numbers, grab your periodic table and check if they're secretly telling you to go perform an impossible chemical reaction with yourself.