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We Leave It As An Exercise

We Leave It As An Exercise
Every math student knows that special feeling when your professor speeds through a complex proof, then casually drops "...and the rest is left as an exercise for the reader." Just like this cool dude staring into the distance, we're all mentally calculating whether to cry, laugh, or drop the class! The infamous "exercise for the reader" is basically academic-speak for "figure it out yourself because I'm either too lazy to finish or I want to watch you suffer." Next time you're stuck on one of these "simple exercises," remember you're part of a proud tradition of confused students everywhere!

When Math Jokes Go Extinct

When Math Jokes Go Extinct
The dinosaur comedian is bombing harder than the asteroid that wiped out his ancestors! This mathematical mishap hinges on a classic double negative joke. When something tests "negative twice" in math, it's actually positive (−1 × −1 = 1). But in COVID testing, negative just means... well, negative! Our scaly stand-up thought he was delivering mathematical brilliance, but his audience of prehistoric pals is clearly not impressed. The tearful final panel shows the brutal reality of comedy evolution—adapt your material or face extinction! 🦖🎤

We Are Cursed With Knowledge

We Are Cursed With Knowledge
The eternal physics debate that breaks friendships! 😂 The left guy is SCREAMING that centrifugal force is real (we've all been there), while the chill dude knows it's just a "fictitious" force that appears when you're in a rotating reference frame. It's like arguing whether the floor is pushing you up or gravity is pulling you down - it depends on how you look at it! The third guy? That's what your brain looks like after taking Classical Mechanics. You'll never look at a merry-go-round the same way again!

Crushing Dreams And Physics Reality Since Day One

Crushing Dreams And Physics Reality Since Day One
Physics professors really do wake up and choose violence on day one! 😂 That moment when they crush childhood fantasies AND physics intuition in one fell swoop. "No air resistance" is basically the physics equivalent of "once upon a time" – a magical phrase that transforms messy reality into perfect mathematical wonderlands where bowling balls and feathers fall at the same rate. It's that special moment when students realize their entire physics education will happen in a frictionless vacuum where spherical cows roam free!

Things Just Got Real (Complex)

Things Just Got Real (Complex)
The existential dread of modern mathematics hits different! Before 1800, math was mostly about counting sheep and basic geometry. Then suddenly—BOOM—non-Euclidean geometries, complex numbers, and abstract algebra enter the chat. That SpongeBob panic face perfectly captures the moment you realize Cantor proved some infinities are bigger than others or that imaginary numbers actually have real applications. Your high school teacher never warned you about the mathematical trauma waiting in college!

Your Face Is Never Alone

Your Face Is Never Alone
Never feel alone again with your microscopic roommates! Demodex mites are tiny arachnids that call your facial follicles home. These 0.3mm critters feast on your skin oils and dead cells while you sleep, creating the ultimate symbiotic relationship. The best part? They don't pay rent and can't move out because they literally can't survive anywhere else. Talk about clingy friends! Next time you wash your face, remember you're giving thousands of these little buddies a bath. They're with you through thick and thin... mostly in your skin.

For Research Purposes, Of Course

For Research Purposes, Of Course
The irony of scientific publishing in one reaction scheme. Television executives panic about fictional chemistry while peer-reviewed journals casually publish detailed synthetic routes to controlled substances with a DOI for easy reference. Nothing quite like finding illicit drug synthesis protocols sandwiched between articles on sustainable chemistry and renewable energy. Just another day in academic publishing where the line between "educational purposes" and "suspiciously specific instructions" remains delightfully blurry.

The Engineering Poetry Of Despair

The Engineering Poetry Of Despair
The classic bait-and-switch of engineering education. First semester: "Look at these cool bridges and rockets!" Eighth semester: calculating stress tensors at 3 AM while questioning your life choices. ME2 (Mechanical Engineering 2) is where dreams of building Iron Man suits go to die, replaced by the harsh reality of differential equations that refuse to balance. The poetic lament is simply *chef's kiss* - engineering student creativity peaks inversely with their will to continue.

The Original Math Villain

The Original Math Villain
The original math villain himself! Al-Khwarizmi, the 9th-century Persian mathematician, staring down anime characters with his revolutionary idea to "put the alphabet in math." Thanks to this medieval madlad, we now have algebra—literally derived from his book "al-jabr"—and generations of students muttering "y tho?" when solving for x. He's basically the reason you had to figure out when those two trains would meet if one left Chicago at 2pm. The word "algorithm" also comes from his name, so next time your social media feed shows you nothing but cat videos, you know who to blame.

The Fibonacci Karma Spiral

The Fibonacci Karma Spiral
Behold! A mathematical madness of EPIC proportions! This genius has weaponized the Fibonacci sequence for internet fame! 🤓 Look at those upvote targets: 233, 377, 610, 987, 1597... each one following the sacred sequence where each number is the sum of the two before it. It's recursive karma farming that's growing exponentially with each post! And the nested screenshots? PURE MATHEMATICAL INCEPTION! It's like watching the universe fold in on itself through the lens of Reddit! The visual representation of recursion is making my brain tingle in ways that should probably concern me!

Real Chads Nose Pipette

Real Chads Nose Pipette
The evolution of questionable lab techniques, illustrated perfectly. The pyramid represents the primitive "orange succ ball" method—standard issue for beginners. Meanwhile, the futuristic floating structure represents the forbidden "mouth pipetting" technique—outlawed in labs since the 1970s but secretly practiced by those who think lab safety protocols are just "suggestions." Nothing says "I trust my immune system" quite like using your mouth to draw up unknown chemicals. Darwin would be taking notes.

The Origin Story Of Every Chemist

The Origin Story Of Every Chemist
Every great scientist started somewhere! This meme captures that magical childhood phase where bathroom chemistry was our first laboratory experience. While mom's investigating the mysterious case of the vanishing shampoo, little 7-year-old you is down there mixing conditioner with body wash, creating "potions" with the confidence of Marie Curie handling radium. The concentration in Tom's face says it all—this isn't just play, this is serious research . Those bathroom experiments might not have won Nobel Prizes, but they definitely sparked the curiosity that drives real science. Just maybe use measuring cups next time instead of emptying mom's expensive salon products!