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Top Comment Changes The Standard Model

Top Comment Changes The Standard Model
Physicists have been trying to explain dark matter for decades, but apparently all we needed was 69 GB of RAM and Artificial Intelligence. Meanwhile, the "sus" and "submissive" quarks have completely destroyed my faith in particle nomenclature. The "dominant" quark with its smirking face is definitely planning something nefarious for the quantum realm. And let's not forget the "positron't" – because sometimes particles just can't even. This is what happens when you let Reddit redesign fundamental physics instead of spending billions on particle accelerators.

Greedy Irrationals

Greedy Irrationals
The mathematical hierarchy in its natural habitat! While the rational numbers (poor little guy) get the tiniest drops, the irrational numbers are gulping down the entire stream of real numbers like they own the place. Which, technically, they kinda do—irrational numbers make up almost all real numbers, leaving the rationals as a mere countable set in an uncountable ocean. It's like watching someone with an infinite appetite hoarding all the digits that never repeat or terminate. Pi and √2 are somewhere in there, partying with their endless decimal expansions while fractions like 3/4 are left begging for scraps. The mathematical equivalent of "leave some for the rest of us!"

All Numbers Are Small Numbers

All Numbers Are Small Numbers
Behold the cosmic joke of mathematical induction gone wild! The top shows a logical "proof" that all numbers are small—starting with 0 and adding 1 each time. Meanwhile, the alien is like, "I have over 10^80 observable particles in my universe" (a number so mind-bogglingly HUGE it would make your calculator cry), and mathematics just shrugs and says "Small number." 🤣 It's the mathematical equivalent of calling Godzilla "a bit tall" or the sun "slightly warm." This is what happens when pure math meets cosmic reality and the universe just can't even!

Mathematicians Break Reality With Infinity 2

Mathematicians Break Reality With Infinity 2
BREAKING MATHEMATICAL BOUNDARIES! Scientists have invented a new number system just to handle your mama's measurements! Poor Ramanujan is spinning in his grave fast enough to power a small city right now. The infinite jest here is that mathematicians needed to create "Infinity 2" - because regular infinity wasn't enough to quantify that absolute unit! Next up: Infinity 3, for when your mama sits around the UNIVERSE! 🔢💫

Pressing Topic: The Great Engineering Debate

Pressing Topic: The Great Engineering Debate
Engineering students know the struggle is REAL! Thermodynamics vs Fluid Mechanics is like the ultimate academic civil war. Both subjects will have you questioning your life choices at 2AM while surrounded by equations that might as well be written in ancient Klingon. The debate over which one is more soul-crushing is so intense that even seasoned engineers would rather discuss literally anything else. It's the academic equivalent of choosing between stepping on Legos or stubbing your toe - both options make you want to cry!

The Integral Identity Crisis

The Integral Identity Crisis
The mathematical massacre continues! First we see the integral of tan(x)dx smiling innocently, blissfully unaware of the calculus carnage to come. Then BAM! The cube root strikes, and our expression's mood darkens faster than a precipitation reaction. But the final panel? Pure mathematical resurrection with the simplified form tan(√x)dx! It's the calculus equivalent of surviving a horror movie! Mathematicians know the pain—integration by parts can turn your brain into a non-differentiable function real quick!

Bone-Deep Passion For Anatomy

Bone-Deep Passion For Anatomy
That passionate moment when your inner osteology nerd emerges! SpongeBob's maniacal enthusiasm for skeletal structures perfectly captures that feeling when you're so obsessed with a subject that casual interest transforms into bone-deep passion. The human skeleton contains 206 bones—from your tiny stapes in the ear (smallest) to your femur (longest)—and memorizing them all is both a med student's nightmare and secret pride. Nothing says "I'm a true anatomy geek" quite like wanting to name every single calcium-rich structure holding your spongy self together!

The Percentage Property That Breaks Brains

The Percentage Property That Breaks Brains
The mathematical property that a% of b = b% of a is both mind-blowing and utterly useless in most real-life scenarios. Watching someone's brain short-circuit when they realize 4% of 75 equals 75% of 4 is the closest thing mathematicians get to entertainment. We spend years learning calculus but still reach for the calculator when someone asks us to compute a 15% tip.

Expectations vs. Reality: Neuralink Edition

Expectations vs. Reality: Neuralink Edition
Expectation: Serene forest bike ride with clean HUD displaying your vitals and performance metrics. Reality: Same forest view but 70% obscured by unskippable ads for Dune Part Two, vitamins, and home security cameras. Just imagine trying to enjoy nature while your visual cortex is bombarded with "BUY NOW" prompts that you can't even close with an imaginary finger. The true innovation of brain-computer interfaces will apparently be finding new neural pathways to ignore advertisements.

Casually Imposing A Canonical Orientation Of The World Based On Our Anatomy

Casually Imposing A Canonical Orientation Of The World Based On Our Anatomy
The eternal physics struggle! The right-hand rule is what happens when scientists decided to use our appendages as cosmic directional guides. Option A or B? Physicists everywhere are sweating bullets trying to remember which way their fingers should point to determine magnetic fields and cross products. The universe doesn't care about our arbitrary hand gestures, but somehow we've built entire electromagnetic theories around which way our thumbs wiggle! Next time your phone's compass works, thank some physicist who correctly contorted their hand like they were casting a wizard spell. 🧙‍♂️⚡

But... Steel Is Heavier Than Feathers

But... Steel Is Heavier Than Feathers
The eternal struggle of intuition versus reality! Your brain wants so badly to believe that steel is heavier than feathers, even when both literally weigh 1kg. It's that classic density confusion that makes our brains short-circuit. The bottom panel perfectly captures that mental blue screen of death moment when you realize mass is mass regardless of density. The confusion is palpable - like trying to explain to someone that the Earth isn't actually flat in 2023. Next up: convincing people that a ton of bricks and a ton of cotton candy also weigh the same. Mind = blown.

When Your Brain Breaks In Three Dimensions

When Your Brain Breaks In Three Dimensions
Oh sweet merciful mathematics! This isn't disproving the Four Color Theorem - it's an optical illusion that breaks your brain instead! 🧠💥 The Penrose triangle (or impossible triangle) appears to have three connected bars at right angles, but such an object cannot exist in three-dimensional Euclidean space. Your visual cortex is being bamboozled! Meanwhile, the Four Color Theorem is about map coloring - stating that any map can be colored using just four colors so no adjacent regions share the same color. Completely different mathematical realm! It's like comparing apples to... IMPOSSIBLE APPLES THAT CANNOT EXIST IN OUR DIMENSION! *maniacal laughter*