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Life In Plastic, It's Fantastic
Chemistry Materials Science
8 months ago 16.8K views 0 shares
Life In Plastic, It's Fantastic
That devious look when you realize you can just keep attaching monomers together FOREVER! 😈 Polymer chemistry in a nutshell: "Why stop at one chemical bond when you could make thousands?" That mad scientist energy of discovering you can create giant molecular chains that give us everything from plastic bags to yoga pants. It's basically chemistry's version of "if building one Lego tower is fun, building one that reaches the moon is BETTER!" And now we're drowning in plastic because some chemist couldn't resist clicking that "do it again" button a few billion times!

His Talents Are Truly A Function Of X
Math Science
7 months ago 8.7K views 0 shares
His Talents Are Truly A Function Of X
The derivative of Johnny Sin(s) with respect to x equals Johnny Cos(s). Pure calculus poetry right there. Mathematicians spend years learning derivatives just to appreciate this level of humor. The rest of us just nod along pretending we remember basic trigonometry from high school. I've used this joke exactly once at a department meeting and still haven't recovered from the silence that followed.

You Can't Handle The Truth
Physics Engineering Math Science
6 months ago 18.0K views 0 shares
You Can't Handle The Truth
The dirty little secret of science that nobody talks about at parties! Physicists love to mock engineers for using π = 3 or π² = 10, but then turn around and say "let's assume this sphere is perfectly uniform" or "friction is negligible." The truth hurts because deep down, we're all just trying to make the math work out before the grant money runs out. Next they'll be telling us that experimental error bars are just fancy ways of saying "close enough." The real difference? Engineers build bridges that don't collapse despite the approximations, while physicists get Nobel Prizes for being precisely wrong.

Displacement Reaction Summed Up
Chemistry Science
5 months ago 15.9K views 0 shares
Displacement Reaction Summed Up
Chemistry's most dramatic breakup story! Iron swoops in and steals Sulphate from Copper like it's a soap opera. The reactivity series doesn't care about your relationship status - Fe is simply more reactive than Cu, so it breaks that copper-sulphate bond without remorse. What we're witnessing is basically the chemical equivalent of "Sorry bro, she's with me now." The activity series is brutal - no couples therapy, just straight-up electron theft.

The Not-So-Simple Groups
Math Academia Science
6 days ago 26.5K views 0 shares
The Not-So-Simple Groups
The mathematical bamboozle is real! "Simple Groups" in abstract algebra are like that friend who says "I'm a very uncomplicated person" but then reveals seventeen layers of emotional complexity. These mathematical structures are the ultimate mathematical gaslighters - named "simple" while being notoriously difficult to classify. Mathematicians spent over a century completing their classification! It's like naming a labyrinth "The Straight Path" or calling quantum physics "Just Some Wiggly Stuff." The shocked cat perfectly captures that moment when you open your textbook expecting basic operations and instead find yourself staring into the mathematical abyss!

Velocity vs. Speed: The Popularity Contest
Physics Science
5 months ago 9.3K views 0 shares
Velocity vs. Speed: The Popularity Contest
Poor Speed, sitting all alone while Velocity gets all the attention! The irony? They're literally the same thing in everyday language! But physics nerds know velocity has that special something extra - direction! 🧠 It's like Speed is the friend who just tells you "I'm going 60 mph" while Velocity is the friend who gives you the full GPS coordinates and a 5-year plan. No wonder the science crowd is lining up for the vector quantity with personality!

CRISPR: From "We're Basically Gods" To "What Have We Done"
Biology Research Tech Medicine
8 months ago 22.9K views 0 shares
CRISPR: From "We're Basically Gods" To "What Have We Done"
Teenage enthusiasm meets scientific reality check! The meme perfectly captures that moment when you first discover CRISPR gene editing and think "we're basically gods now," only to later learn about those pesky "unintended consequences" they don't mention in the TED talks. CRISPR is like that cool new kitchen gadget that promises to slice, dice, and revolutionize dinner—until you realize it might occasionally turn your carrots into sentient beings with existential dread. Sure, we could cure genetic diseases, but we might also accidentally give our descendants glow-in-the-dark toenails that play Despacito when stressed. Thirty years in the lab has taught me one thing: the distance between "breakthrough technology" and "oh god what have we done" is shorter than you'd think.

We Like To Live Dangerously Here
Chemistry Science
5 months ago 13.2K views 0 shares
We Like To Live Dangerously Here
Who needs store-bought candy when you can synthesize your own sweet, sweet danger? The top panel shows the boring normie approach to satisfying a sugar craving. The bottom panel celebrates the chaotic chemist's solution—crafting homemade treats with literal fire and fury! Napalm (essentially jellied gasoline) and phosphorus oxychloride (a violently reactive inorganic compound) would create a reaction that's less "cotton candy" and more "call the hazmat team." Chemistry students know that phosphorus oxychloride reacts explosively with water—including the moisture in your mouth. Nothing says "dedication to science" like risking third-degree burns and chemical weapons violations for a homemade Snickers alternative!

Rick Rolle's Theorem: When Calculus Meets Internet Culture
Math Academia Science
24 days ago 7.1K views 0 shares
Rick Rolle's Theorem: When Calculus Meets Internet Culture
The mathematical pun that launched a thousand groans! "Rick Rolle's Theorem" brilliantly transforms the serious Mean Value Theorem from calculus into an unexpected rickroll. The graph shows a continuous function with the classic bell curve that, according to the theorem, must have a point where the derivative equals the average rate of change—but the "rolle" part is actually a fountain pen nib! It's the perfect marriage of mathematical rigor and internet trolling. Professors worldwide are simultaneously impressed and disappointed in themselves for understanding this.

The Worst Trade Deal In The History Of Trade Deals, Maybe Ever
Physics Academia Science Tech
8 months ago 14.9K views 0 shares
The Worst Trade Deal In The History Of Trade Deals, Maybe Ever
Imagine spending years mastering LaTeX's elegant typesetting system—perfecting those beautiful equations, meticulously formatting references, and crafting publication-quality figures—only to end up at a job where your boss demands you use Microsoft Word instead! The horror! It's like training to be a neurosurgeon and then being handed safety scissors. Physics graduates everywhere feel Buzz Lightyear's existential pain when they realize their perfectly compiled document class skills are suddenly as useful as knowing the exact value of π to 100 digits during a power outage. The corporate world's rejection of LaTeX is truly the academic equivalent of being told "we have LHC at home."

I'm Dead, I Think
Biology Science
8 months ago 15.1K views 0 shares
I'm Dead, I Think
You're basically walking around in a designer corpse suit! Your epidermis—that's fancy science talk for your skin's outer layer—is just a collection of keratinized dead cells that your body keeps pushing outward like it's evicting unwanted tenants. So technically, you're rocking a zombie exterior 24/7 while feeling dead inside after that 3 AM existential crisis. It's nature's way of saying "Hey, try this two-for-one special on mortality!" Your body: simultaneously the living AND the cemetery. Talk about efficient real estate management!

The Taxonomic Trolls Of Science
Biology Science Academia Lab-life
8 months ago 30.2K views 0 shares
The Taxonomic Trolls Of Science
The scientific naming wars are BRUTAL! On the left, we have regular biologists looking utterly betrayed while their colleagues (right) are cackling with glee after naming an actual living creature "Sonic Hedgehog." That's right—these lab-coat rebels named a crucial protein after a video game character! The protein is seriously important in embryonic development, which means medical students worldwide must keep straight faces while discussing "Sonic Hedgehog deficiencies" with patients. Taxonomic trolling at its finest! Next time you're naming a new species, remember: with great discovery comes great opportunity for scientific mischief!