Random Memes

Oh sweet electron manipulation, Batman! This meme is basically the alchemist's dream gone nuclear physics! It's suggesting you can transform mercury into gold by simply plucking off a proton from each mercury atom (with plastic tweezers, naturally, because SAFETY FIRST when committing atomic manipulation). Here's the hilariously flawed science: Mercury (Hg) has 80 protons, while gold (Au) has 79. So theoretically, if you could remove exactly one proton from each mercury atom, you'd get gold! Just buy mercury at €100/kg, do some casual subatomic surgery, and suddenly you've got gold worth €35,000/kg! Instant 350x profit! The only tiny problem? It's COMPLETELY IMPOSSIBLE without a particle accelerator the size of Switzerland! Those pesky protons are locked in the nucleus tighter than my lab assistant in the supply closet during inspection day. And those "fast electrons" would do more than just hurt you—they'd obliterate your entire existence before you could say "Nobel Prize!"

The organic chemistry student's journey in six painful panels! You start with such hope - all that fancy glassware, pristine reagents, and carefully written synthesis plans. Then reality strikes! Hours of meticulous work only to discover your beautiful reaction has transformed into a mysterious black goop that defies identification. That moment when you realize your precious compound has "tarred" is the chemical equivalent of watching your dreams dissolve faster than sodium in water. Every chemistry student has experienced that soul-crushing moment of staring at their flask thinking, "I've created... nothing useful." The progression from scientific optimism to lying on the floor questioning your life choices is basically Organic Chemistry 101! The truest test isn't understanding reaction mechanisms - it's maintaining your will to live when your synthesis turns to sludge for the fifth time this week!

The eternal tragedy of organic chemistry in four panels! The optimistic chemist declares a "great yield" while conveniently forgetting the most soul-crushing step of any synthesis - drying the product. Every organic chemist knows that magical 95% yield quickly plummets to 12% after that final rotovap session. The product that filled your round-bottom flask somehow becomes microscopic after drying - it's basically quantum mechanics at this point. This is why chemists develop trust issues. "Great yield" is just code for "I haven't faced reality yet." The Star Wars prequel format perfectly captures that moment when your research dreams crash into the harsh desert of actual results.