Random Memes

Filtered by the same algorithm that determines which papers get published

Einstein's Equation For The Modern Funding Era

Einstein's Equation For The Modern Funding Era
Oh look, it's Einstein's famous equation getting a modern upgrade! First we have the classic E = mc², which revolutionized physics by establishing mass-energy equivalence. But wait—someone's pointing out the glaring omission! In 2023, no equation is complete without slapping "AI" onto it. Because obviously, the most groundbreaking scientific discovery of our time needs a buzzword to stay relevant in grant applications. Next week: E = mc² + AI + blockchain + quantum computing. That's how you secure funding these days, kids.

Absolutely No Negativity Allowed

Absolutely No Negativity Allowed
The punchline is literally absolute. When mathematicians say "no one," they use the regular number line with zero in the middle. But when they say "absolutely no one," they're using the absolute value function, which forces everything to be non-negative. That's why the slider is locked at zero on the second line - you can't go negative with absolute values. It's the mathematical equivalent of saying "I literally can't even... go below zero."

Get You One Of These Long Bois For The Quarantine

Get You One Of These Long Bois For The Quarantine
Scientists' greatest pandemic invention: the 10-mile glove box! For when your experiments can't wait but your immune system has trust issues. Imagine pipetting from your couch while still in pajamas! Sure, the precision might be questionable and your PI might question your methods, but hey—science stops for no virus! Just don't sneeze while handling those volatile compounds... the neighbors three blocks away might get a surprise chemistry lesson.

The Atomic Identity Crisis

The Atomic Identity Crisis
The ultimate scientific bamboozle! The word "atom" comes from Greek "atomos" meaning uncuttable or indivisible. Then some physicists decided to peek inside and found protons, neutrons, and electrons. And those contain quarks! The cat's shocked expression perfectly captures how Democritus would feel knowing his "indivisible" theory got absolutely shredded by particle accelerators. The atomic model has been through more revisions than a grad student's thesis!

Leibniz Didn't Need No Apple!

Leibniz Didn't Need No Apple!
The ultimate mathematical flex! While Newton was allegedly inspired by a falling apple to discover gravity, Leibniz is over here developing calculus through pure intellectual grind. The contrast is perfect - Leibniz proudly announcing his monads and calculus after years of rigorous mental labor, while Newton gets distracted by fruit. It's the 17th century equivalent of "my dissertation vs. your Pinterest inspiration board." The historical shade is delicious - especially since both men feuded bitterly over who invented calculus first. Mathematical discovery: sometimes it takes years of work, sometimes it just falls on your head!

The Physicist's Magic Wand: e^rt

The Physicist's Magic Wand: e^rt
The secret weapon of physicists everywhere: just throw an exponential at it and see what happens! This equation shows the classic "educated guess" approach where we assume a solution has the form x(t) = e^(rt) and then work backward. It's basically the mathematical equivalent of trying random keys until one fits the lock. The beautiful part? It works disturbingly often. Next time your non-physics friends ask how you solved something, just mumble "trial solution" and watch them nod respectfully while having no idea what you're talking about.

Number Base Systems Alignment Chart

Number Base Systems Alignment Chart
What happens when mathematicians play Dungeons & Dragons? This alignment chart, but with number systems instead of personalities. Duodecimal (base-12) follows all the rules like a proper nerd. Hexadecimal (base-16) is just doing its computing job. Unary (base-1) is pure chaos—literally just ones all the way down. The chaotic evil "tree(3)" is basically mathematical nightmare fuel—a number so incomprehensibly large it makes Graham's number look like a rounding error. And that imaginary number "i" sitting there as neutral evil is perfect—it's literally the square root of negativity.

The Bell Curve Of Grammar Policing

The Bell Curve Of Grammar Policing
The perfect illustration of grammar warriors at both ends of the IQ bell curve. The 0.1 percenters and the 145+ geniuses both understand that correcting "pants aren't a two handled coffee cup" is pointless pedantry. Meanwhile, the 100 IQ crowd in the middle is frantically typing "tHeY'rE* nOt ThE sAmE" while feeling intellectually superior. Classic Dunning-Kruger in action - those with just enough knowledge to be dangerous but not enough to recognize their limitations. The truly intelligent know when grammar corrections actually matter (spoiler: rarely on memes).

Who Said Fireworks Are A Waste Of Money?

Who Said Fireworks Are A Waste Of Money?
Chemistry class just got EXPLOSIVE! 💥 When elements get heated, they don't just sit there—they put on a SHOW! Copper gives us those gorgeous blues, sodium flashes yellow, and barium goes full-on green party mode. But that uranium "firework"? That's straight-up nuclear fission, baby! It's what happens when atoms split and release energy equivalent to millions of chemical reactions at once. Talk about taking "go big or go home" to a whole new level! Next July 4th, maybe stick with the strontium reds and magnesium whites... unless you want your neighborhood celebration to be visible from space!

The Quantum Paradox Of Corporate Mathematics

The Quantum Paradox Of Corporate Mathematics
The mathematical paradox that breaks engineering brains! The factory has 800 workers, then hires 200 more due to a "shortage," which should obviously equal 1000 workers. But wait—if there's a worker shortage, how did they hire MORE people? Did they materialize workers from the quantum foam? Is this some bizarre application of Schrödinger's employment where workers simultaneously exist and don't exist until observed by HR? The real answer: economists and managers exist in different mathematical dimensions where 800 + 200 = "still not enough people to meet our unreasonable production targets."

Chemists > Biochemists 😎😎

Chemists > Biochemists 😎😎
The eternal struggle of biochemists trying to avoid thermodynamics while studying protein folding! Pure chemists smugly embrace entropy and enthalpy, while biochemists are stuck looking at these colorful protein visualization programs wondering how these complex molecules actually fold into functional shapes. The molecular modeling software (CCP4MG) shown here is the biochemist's way of saying "I'll just visualize it and hope nobody asks me about Gibbs free energy calculations." Spoiler alert: protein folding is literally governed by thermodynamic principles that determine which conformations are energetically favorable. You can run from thermodynamics, but those alpha helices and beta sheets will find you!

Testosterone Is A Tailless Cholesterol

Testosterone Is A Tailless Cholesterol
This is PEAK biochemistry humor! 🤣 The meme brilliantly compares molecular structures to gecko tails! Just like how the testosterone molecule looks like cholesterol that lost its "tail" (that long hydrocarbon chain sticking out), the bottom images show a gecko with its tail intact versus one that dropped its tail as a defense mechanism. Nature's molecular parallels are mind-blowing! Both molecules share the same four-ring structure (the gecko's body), but testosterone is essentially cholesterol that went through some hormonal puberty and dropped its tail. Who knew organic chemistry could be so relatable to lizard life?