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My Tier List Of Derivative Rules

My Tier List Of Derivative Rules
Behold! The sacred hierarchy of calculus suffering! 🧪 The exponential and logarithm rules sitting pretty in S-tier because they're basically showing off—differentiating themselves! Meanwhile, that chain rule in C-tier with its nested functions is the mathematical equivalent of Russian nesting dolls designed by a sadist. And don't get me started on the quotient rule in E-tier... it's the calculus version of "I heard you like fractions so I put fractions in your fractions." Every math student knows the true tier list is based on how many tears were shed per formula!

Engineers Are Good At Math? That's Hilarious!

Engineers Are Good At Math? That's Hilarious!
The eternal engineering paradox! Engineers don't actually do complex math—we just use calculators, software, and occasionally our fingers when nobody's looking. We're basically professional approximators who round π to 3 when the deadline is tight. Most of us break into cold sweats when asked to integrate something without Wolfram Alpha. We're not mathematicians—we're practical problem solvers who know exactly which buttons to press to make the math happen for us!

Draw 25 Or Actually Teach Physics

Draw 25 Or Actually Teach Physics
The eternal struggle of physics education! That moment when you're presenting your professor with the revolutionary idea of "actually teaching the subject" instead of monotonously reciting textbook passages, and they respond by drawing 25 UNO cards rather than changing their ways. Wave mechanics professors are particularly guilty of this crime against education. They'll happily derive equations for three hours straight while students drown in a sea of Greek symbols, but heaven forbid they explain what any of it actually means in reality. The professor would rather collect the entire UNO deck than adapt their teaching style. Meanwhile, students are left wondering if Schrödinger's cat is both understanding and not understanding the lecture simultaneously.

When You Get The Right Answer Using Forbidden Methods

When You Get The Right Answer Using Forbidden Methods
Nothing triggers a physicist like mathematical shenanigans. The equation shows someone canceling the 6s in both numerator and denominator—a cardinal sin in mathematics that somehow still yields the correct answer (4). Einstein appears to be having an existential crisis while Stephen Hawking restrains him from attacking whoever committed this mathematical heresy. Just another day where someone broke the laws of mathematics but accidentally got the right answer. The universe is clearly glitching.

Goodbye Oxygen

Goodbye Oxygen
That face when eutrophication kicks in! The meme perfectly captures the horror of aquatic life during algal blooms. When excess phosphorus and nitrogen (usually from fertilizer runoff) hit water bodies, algae throws an absolute rager—multiplying like crazy and turning everything that sickly green color. As these party-hard algae eventually die, bacteria decompose them, consuming all available oxygen in the process. The result? A hypoxic "dead zone" where fish and other organisms basically make this exact panicked face right before suffocating. It's like nature's version of "the morning after a wild party, but everyone's too dead to regret it."

When K Is A Ring, You Know Things Are About To Get Scary

When K Is A Ring, You Know Things Are About To Get Scary
The mathematical trauma escalation is real! This meme perfectly captures the progressive mental breakdown experienced when diving into algebraic geometry. Starting with complex numbers? No problem, still smiling. Moving to fields? Getting a bit nervous. But when k becomes a ring? Pure existential dread! For the uninitiated, in abstract algebra, rings are mathematical structures that lack some properties of fields, making them more chaotic and harder to work with. It's like going from "I understand the rules" to "WHAT RULES?!" The progression from happy to horrified is exactly what happens when you realize division isn't always possible and your mathematical universe starts falling apart.

The Eternal Math Sentence

The Eternal Math Sentence
The only thing worse than calculating your taxes is calculating the derivative of a logarithmic function at 2 AM. Some of us chose scientific careers and now solve equations that make high school algebra look like counting fingers. We've essentially volunteered for lifelong math homework, just with fancier calculators and more existential dread. The real punchline? We pay for this privilege.

The Great Chemistry Divide

The Great Chemistry Divide
The eternal rivalry between organic and inorganic chemistry in one perfect image! Organic chemists drowning in an ocean of carbon compounds, memorizing 500+ reaction mechanisms, and screaming at their failed column chromatography. Meanwhile, inorganic chemists are just chilling with their metal complexes looking fabulous. No need to worry about chiral centers when you're working with transition metals that just want to form beautiful coordination compounds. The periodic table has spoken - one side gets hexane extractions and TLC plates, the other gets colorful solutions and crystallography. Choose your fighter!

New Infinity Matrix Dropped

New Infinity Matrix Dropped
Behold! The unholy matrimony of trigonometry and factorial functions has spawned mathematical infinity symbols across the coordinate plane! This equation—sin(x)! = sin(y)—is what happens when math decides to have an existential crisis. The factorial of a sine function?! That's like asking a circle to count its corners! 🤪 The resulting pattern of infinity symbols is basically mathematics saying "I can't even" in the most elegant way possible. This is what your calculator sees in its nightmares right before it crashes!

It Was A Good Nap

It Was A Good Nap
The formula shown is actually the Ramanujan-Srinivasa formula for calculating π. Apparently, your subconscious does better math than you do while conscious. Nothing like drifting off for 20 minutes and waking up with the secrets of the universe scribbled on your mental chalkboard. The rest of us just wake up with drool on our pillow and a vague sense that we forgot to feed the cat. Your brain during REM sleep: calculating infinite series. My brain: "remember that embarrassing thing from 7th grade?"

The Binomial Utopia

The Binomial Utopia
Behold the utopian society where the binomial theorem doesn't haunt our dreams! The meme shows a beautiful, advanced cityscape representing what our world would look like if expanding (x+y)^5 magically resulted in a simple expression instead of that polynomial monstrosity below. Every math student has silently prayed for this alternate reality where Pascal's triangle doesn't turn homework into a three-hour ordeal. It's basically mathematical fantasy fiction—like imagining a world where dividing by zero gives you a reasonable answer instead of breaking the universe. The polynomial expansion trauma is real, folks. I still wake up in cold sweats remembering forgotten terms in my expansions.

The Evolutionary Commitment Issues

The Evolutionary Commitment Issues
Evolution's wild ride from fish to penguin is basically nature playing "hold my beer" for 400 million years! 🐟→🐸→🦌→🐋→🐧 Fish: "I'm good here in the water." Amphibians: "Let's try this land thing... but keep our options open." Mammals: "Land is where it's at! Water who?" Whales: "Actually, water was better. But I'm keeping my lungs because I'm fancy." Penguins: "I want it ALL—water, land, plus a tuxedo for the after-party. Can't really walk or fly properly, but who cares when you look this good?" This is literally the evolutionary equivalent of moving out of your parents' house, getting your own place, then moving back home, then to a fancy apartment with weird restrictions. Nature's indecisiveness at its finest!