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Proof By It's Fine™

9 months ago 14.7K views 0 shares

The infamous "proof by it's fine" - that moment when your mathematical argument has more holes than a colander but you just wave your hands and proceed anyway. Every mathematician knows the feeling of staring at a proof step that's technically incorrect but gets you to the right answer. The trademark symbol is the cherry on top - as if sloppy math deserves intellectual property protection. Next time your professor questions your work, just cite this revolutionary proof technique.

The Brutally Honest Physics Textbook

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7 months ago 11.8K views 0 shares

The most honest physics textbook introduction ever written! Physics history in a nutshell: Aristotle was confidently incorrect, Galileo and Newton patched the system, Einstein flipped the table, and now we're acting like we've got it all figured out. Meanwhile, we're still completely baffled by quantum mechanics (small stuff), cosmology (big stuff), thermodynamics (hot/cold stuff), relativity (fast stuff), gravity (heavy stuff), dark matter/energy (dark stuff), fluid dynamics (turbulence), and the fundamental nature of time itself. But other than those minor details, physics is totally solved! Nothing to see here!

Not So Dead After All

Physics Science

5 months ago 7.4K views 0 shares

That moment when quantum superposition collapses and the cat has OPINIONS! This furry feline is clearly ready to file a formal complaint about being simultaneously alive and dead without proper compensation. Schrödinger never considered the possibility that his theoretical cat might demand hazard pay and a strongly worded letter to the physics department ethics committee. Next time, maybe try the thought experiment with a goldfish—they're terrible at organizing labor unions!

The Massless Rope Conspiracy

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1 month ago 18.9K views 0 shares

Physics textbooks love to exist in a fantasy realm where ropes have no mass, pulleys have no friction, and cows are perfect spheres. The "massless rope" is the physics equivalent of unicorns—completely imaginary but essential for solving those torturous homework problems. Meanwhile, non-physics students overhearing this nonsense must think we've lost our minds. The perfect reaction is indeed that suspicious Tom face—like "are these people okay?" Physics students casually discussing impossible objects as if they're grocery shopping for massless ropes at the store is peak academic absurdity.

Progesterone Supremacy

Biology Medicine Science

8 months ago 19.8K views 0 shares

The ultimate reproductive alliance! This meme captures the temporary but powerful team-up between the corpus luteum and placenta - the reproductive system's most crucial handshake. The corpus luteum produces progesterone early in pregnancy until the placenta develops enough to take over hormone production. It's basically a hormonal relay race where the baton is progesterone. Without this seamless transition, pregnancy couldn't continue - talk about pressure! The bottom panel reveals their shared mission: "functioning as endocrine structures temporarily." Biology's version of "I got you covered until you're ready to take over" - the ultimate workplace transition plan!

The Probability One Is Soooo Real

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7 months ago 13.1K views 0 shares

The mathematical progression from yin-yang to complete darkness is pure genius! Starting with geometry's partial balance, then trigonometry flipping the script, calculus finding perfect harmony... but then number theory strips everything down to emptiness. And probability? Just pure darkness with zero redemption. Every math student knows that feeling when probability shows up on the exam and suddenly all balance in the universe vanishes. It's like probability looked at all other math branches and said "Hold my beer while I destroy everyone's GPA."

The Ultimate Dendrochronology Hack

Biology Science

9 months ago 14.0K views 0 shares

Dendrochronology? Tree rings? Nope! Just check your calendar! 🤣 Scientists spend years mastering the art of counting tree rings to determine age - each ring represents one year of growth. But this meme brilliantly points out the ultimate shortcut: if you planted the tree yourself, just subtract the planting date from today's date and BOOM! Tree aging solved! It's like skipping the entire forestry degree and going straight to the answer. Why examine growth patterns when you could just check your gardening journal? Work smarter, not harder!

The Atomic Third Wheel

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7 months ago 19.1K views 0 shares

The eternal atomic third wheel! That poor neutron watching the proton and electron cuddle up thanks to their opposite charges, while it sits there with zero charge and zero chance at electromagnetic romance. It's the subatomic equivalent of being invited to dinner with a married couple who can't stop holding hands under the table. Sure, the neutron is essential for nuclear stability, but in the dating world of particle physics, being neutral is just another word for "forever alone." Next time you feel like you're the awkward friend in a group, remember - at least you're not a neutron in an atom full of electrically attracted particles.

The Universal Law Of Morning Gravity

Physics Science

6 months ago 9.1K views 0 shares

Behold, the only force stronger than gravity: the inexplicable attraction between your body and bed at 6 AM! While physics textbooks claim Earth's gravitational acceleration is a measly 9.8 m/s², they've clearly never studied the phenomenon of morning bed gravity—a crushing 999.8 m/s² force that renders even the most disciplined scientists completely immobile. It's the one experiment where increasing the alarm clock sample size only strengthens the hypothesis that you need "five more minutes." Newton's lesser-known Fourth Law states: "The reluctance to leave one's bed is directly proportional to how important your morning meeting is."

11th Grade Biology Trauma

Biology Scientists Science Evolution Academia

8 months ago 19.1K views 0 shares

Someone: "There's no way you can discover the fundamental laws of genetics using pea plants." Gregor Mendel: *holds up Punnett squares and pea charts with a smug grin* Behold, my precious little legumes have REVOLUTIONIZED biology! While everyone else was busy praying, I was busy playing god with my garden! Those dominant and recessive alleles never saw me coming! *maniacal laughter* And now every 11th grader must suffer through my pea-based punishments for all eternity!

Americans Will Use Anything But The Metric System

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8 months ago 16.9K views 0 shares

Americans Will Use Anything But The Metric System

NASA: "We've detected an asteroid approaching Earth." Rest of the world: "How big is it?" Americans: "About 64 Canadian geese stacked beak to tail." The scientific community just collectively facepalmed so hard we altered Earth's rotation. Next time you wonder why we can't have nice things like universal measurement standards, remember we're measuring space rocks in waterfowl units. I'm half expecting the next asteroid to be measured in "football fields per hamburger" or "bald eagles squared."

The Virgin Enigma Fan Vs. The Chad Cryptanalyst

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5 months ago 15.1K views 0 shares

The Virgin Enigma Fan Vs. The Chad Cryptanalyst

When you're just excited about the Enigma machine vs. when you're Alan Turing who casually broke the "unbreakable" Nazi code and basically invented computer science while he was at it. The rest of us are still trying to remember our email passwords. Some people get excited about cryptography; Turing revolutionized it before breakfast.

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