Random Memes

CERN scientists be like: "Hold my particle accelerator!" The Large Hadron Collider is basically the scientific equivalent of smashing two shopping carts together at supersonic speeds and hoping a new universe falls out. Physicists spend billions of dollars to yeet protons at each other near light speed, then act surprised when they discover exotic particles. It's like cooking by throwing random ingredients into a blender and calling yourself a Michelin chef when something edible comes out. The "Emergency Meeting" is just them frantically trying to explain why they need another few billion to keep playing subatomic bumper cars.

The perfect encapsulation of physics forums in the wild. Top half: Self-proclaimed geniuses spouting nonsensical word salads with just enough technical jargon to sound plausible to the untrained ear. "Gravitonic orbifold" and "rotating imaginary numbers" is peak pseudoscience babble that would make Feynman roll in his grave. Meanwhile, the bottom half shows the brutal reality of physics careers - from the desperate 8th grader already stressing about string theory to the PhD who's completed 7 postdocs only to end up mixing drinks. That "thinking of dropping college and moving to Alaska" hits with the precision of a quantum measurement. The duality of physics communities: theoretical nonsense from those who know nothing, existential crises from those who know too much.

The infamous rocket equation derivation - where you sacrifice precious hours of your existence to calculate how fast a water bottle could theoretically yeet itself into space. The equation (Δv = v e ln(m 0 /m f )) might look innocent, but it's secretly a soul-crushing rite of passage that physics professors inflict upon unsuspecting sophomores. The "PTP1 WS25 Blatt2" is just professor code for "welcome to your weekend of pain." Honestly, trading 5 hours for just the maximum velocity and height of a plastic bottle feels like the academic equivalent of selling your kidney for a sandwich.

The expectation: dating is simple! The reality: it's literally Newton's law of universal gravitation (G*m1*m2*r^-2). That expression describes how bodies with mass attract each other—and apparently how humans do too! The formula suggests attraction is directly proportional to your combined awesomeness (masses) but inversely proportional to the square of the distance between you. Translation: the closer you get, the stronger the pull. No wonder physicists struggle with dating—they're overthinking the math instead of making the first move!