Random Memes

The ozone layer never asked to be part of humanity's chemical experiments. CFCs (chlorofluorocarbons) in the 1970s were like that one friend who shows up uninvited and trashes your apartment. These industrial chemicals saw ozone minding its own business in the stratosphere and decided "I'm gonna break that." The shy emoji pointing at itself perfectly captures how CFCs basically volunteered to destroy our planetary sunscreen before scientists realized what was happening. It took a global ban in 1987 to tell these molecules "No, it isn't for you, put that ozone back where it belongs." The stratosphere is still recovering from that toxic relationship.

The eternal lab rivalry unleashed! Organic chemists spending decades synthesizing compounds that could've been made by bacteria in 20 minutes. Meanwhile, biochemists are just chilling with their enzymes like "Nature already solved this problem, but thanks for the 47-step synthesis with 0.02% yield!" The irony of organic chemists demanding respect while drawing hexagons all day is peak scientific comedy. They're over there with their fancy glassware making molecules nobody asked for, while biochemists just extract the same stuff from a fungus growing on cheese. Organic chemistry: where you spend your career making compounds that either kill you slowly or have no purpose. Biochemistry: where you harness the power of billions of years of evolution to actually solve problems. Sorry not sorry, hexagon enthusiasts!