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So Recent, Much Impressive, Wow
Math Science Scientists
6 months ago 8.7K views 0 shares
So Recent, Much Impressive, Wow
Breaking news from the 18th century! The formula for the volume of a sphere is practically hot off the press at a mere 287 years old! *adjusts crooked glasses frantically* Just imagine - your great-great-great-great-great-great-grandparents were probably STILL ALIVE when Euler dropped this mathematical banger! Next thing you'll tell me is that fire was invented last Tuesday! The sarcasm dripping from "So recent" is enough to fill a sphere with volume 4/3πr³ of pure mathematical mockery. Time is relative, especially when you're measuring it in mathematical discoveries!

When You Confuse Calculators With Mathematicians
Math Academia Research
5 months ago 23.9K views 0 shares
When You Confuse Calculators With Mathematicians
The eternal struggle of research mathematicians! People think math is just about calculating big numbers, when actual mathematicians are busy proving theorems about abstract spaces, developing new theories, and exploring mathematical structures that have nothing to do with arithmetic. It's like asking a neurosurgeon to put a band-aid on your paper cut. Sure, they could do it, but that's not exactly utilizing their expertise. Most research mathematicians haven't manually multiplied large numbers since high school - they'd reach for a calculator just like everyone else!

The Real Design Process Flow Chart
Engineering Tech
8 months ago 12.6K views 0 shares
The Real Design Process Flow Chart
Engineers aren't just problem-solvers—they're caffeine-powered sarcasm generators! The flowchart nails the engineering lifecycle with brutal honesty: feed an engineer problems and coffee, and out comes solutions... with a complimentary side dish of sarcasm that nobody ordered. The "side effect" label is particularly brilliant because, like any good engineering documentation, it acknowledges the unintended outputs that management pretends don't exist. Every engineer knows that caffeine-to-code conversion rate is directly proportional to the amount of deadpan commentary produced along the way.

Engineering Students' Pandemic Superpower
Engineering Academia Tech
6 months ago 14.1K views 0 shares
Engineering Students' Pandemic Superpower
Engineering students experiencing a moment of pure relief! While everyone else is avoiding human contact to prevent virus spread, engineers are living their best life because they were social distancing before it was cool! The stereotype of engineers having minimal social interaction isn't just a joke—it's their superpower during a pandemic! Nature's way of saying "your countless hours coding alone in your dorm room have prepared you for this moment!"

The Chemistry Student Perception Matrix
Chemistry Academia Science
6 months ago 25.9K views 0 shares
The Chemistry Student Perception Matrix
The chemistry student reality check in six panels! Top row: wrestling with the Van der Waals equation (reality), parents thinking you're just failing everything (brutal), and society picturing you as some mad scientist with colorful bubbling potions. Bottom row: teachers expecting Patrick Star-level incompetence, while you're dreaming of Nobel Prize glory. But what are you actually doing? Creating memes about chemistry class instead of studying for tomorrow's exam on gas laws. The real chemical reaction is between procrastination and deadlines!

Alpha Males Get Schooled By Nuclear Physics
Physics Science
1 month ago 17.5K views 0 shares
Alpha Males Get Schooled By Nuclear Physics
The self-proclaimed "alpha males" of the internet just got absolutely destroyed by nuclear physics. While these guys are busy flexing their imaginary dominance, actual alpha particles can't even penetrate a sheet of paper. Meanwhile, gamma radiation is casually passing through concrete like it's nothing. Nothing screams "I don't understand science OR social hierarchies" quite like comparing yourself to the weakest form of nuclear radiation. Next time someone claims to be an "alpha," just remember they're essentially bragging about being stopped by a Post-it note.

How Else Could It Get There?
Physics Science
4 months ago 10.3K views 0 shares
How Else Could It Get There?
Ever wondered how that tiny rock got inside your sealed boots? Science says it's impossible, yet there it is, defying all logic! Quantum tunneling—that weird phenomenon where particles can pass through barriers they shouldn't be able to—gets blamed by desperate hikers everywhere. Sure, physicists will tell you quantum effects don't work on macroscopic objects like pebbles, but how else do you explain the mysterious rock that somehow materialized in your footwear? Next time someone dismisses quantum tunneling, just point to your boots. Checkmate, theoretical physicists!

The Cosmic Dating Hierarchy
Astronomy Universe Physics
4 months ago 18.8K views 0 shares
The Cosmic Dating Hierarchy
The cosmic dating scene is BRUTAL! 🌌 This meme perfectly captures the swagger of black holes versus the desperate energy of stars using internet "Chad" meme format. Black holes are literally the ultimate cosmic flexers - they don't even emit light yet everything falls for them! Meanwhile, stars are out there burning through nuclear fusion for billions of years just begging for attention before their inevitable midlife crisis (supernova) or sad retirement as a white dwarf. The best part? When a black hole says "I am the center of the galaxy," it's not even bragging - many galaxies literally revolve around supermassive black holes! And yes, they really do eat stars for breakfast. Talk about cosmic confidence!

Mhh, Spicy: The Taste Test No Chemist Should Attempt
Chemistry Lab-life Research Science
6 months ago 12.6K views 0 shares
Mhh, Spicy: The Taste Test No Chemist Should Attempt
That moment when you're not sure if you've created a groundbreaking compound or just the next chemical weapon. Nothing says "successful synthesis" like the overwhelming urge to evacuate the lab. Pro tip: If your product makes your eyes water from across the room, you've either made something Nobel-worthy or something Geneva Convention-worthy. Either way, your lab notebook will have an interesting entry today.

Oxygen? Never Heard Of Him.
Biology Chemistry Medicine
9 months ago 28.8K views 0 shares
Oxygen? Never Heard Of Him.
Red blood cells have ONE job – carry oxygen to your tissues. But throw some carbon monoxide in the mix, and suddenly they're like that friend who ditches you for someone slightly more attractive. The hemoglobin in red blood cells has about 200 times higher affinity for carbon monoxide than oxygen, which is why CO poisoning is so deadly. Your cells are literally suffocating while your red blood cells are busy having a toxic relationship with the wrong molecule. Talk about biological ghosting at its finest.

The Dark Side Of Engineering
Engineering Academia Science
6 months ago 14.6K views 0 shares
The Dark Side Of Engineering
Engineering students start with such optimism! They enter as bright-eyed Luke Skywalkers, ready to harness the mystical powers of calculus and physics. Fast forward to senior year—they've fully embraced the dark side, looking like Kylo Ren begging for sweet release from differential equations and senior design projects. The transformation from "I want to learn the ways of the Force" to "I want to be free of this pain" is basically what happens when you realize those 8 AM thermodynamics classes were actually the easy part. The engineering curriculum doesn't just teach you mechanics; it teaches you suffering.

I Feel The Pain
Academia Research Science Tech
8 months ago 11.7K views 0 shares
I Feel The Pain
Nothing quite captures the existential dread of academic writing like trying to place a figure in LaTeX. "Use [h!] to place the figure here" they said. What they meant was "good luck battling an algorithm with the stubbornness of a tenured professor." The figure inevitably floats to page 17, while your caption sits abandoned on page 3. The relationship between where you want your figure and where LaTeX puts it exists in a quantum superposition of frustration.