Random Memes

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Phage Against The Machine

Phage Against The Machine
The ultimate microbial rebellion. Bacteriophages—viruses that infect bacteria—are nature's most efficient bacterial assassins, injecting their genetic material into unsuspecting bacterial hosts like microscopic ninjas. This meme brilliantly parodies Rage Against the Machine with "Phage Against the Machine," showing these viral rebels literally raging against their bacterial oppressors. The bacterial cell doesn't stand a chance against this viral mosh pit. Natural selection has never looked so metal.

Billy Eventually Became An Engineer...

Billy Eventually Became An Engineer...
The origin story of every engineer who started with a math degree. Little Billy just wanted to learn about money, but completely misunderstood the lesson. Instead of investing cash, he invested in a math degree—the financial equivalent of buying a boat with a hole in it. Pure mathematicians spend years proving theorems that have no practical applications while living on ramen noodles. Then one day, reality hits and they reluctantly cross over to the dark side of applied science. Engineering: where math majors go when they finally want to afford groceries.

My Teacher'S Attempt At Being Punny

My Teacher'S Attempt At Being Punny
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The Ionic Bond Breakup

The Ionic Bond Breakup
Chemistry jokes are so ionic ! This meme is pure genius—showing the acetate ion (CH3COO-) literally becoming more "stable" by losing the girl in the wheelchair and gaining a chloride ion (Cl-) instead. The professor who requested this clearly understands that nothing says "stable chemical bond" like pushing your friend off a cliff for a better ionic partner. That's just basic chemistry—emphasis on basic . Chemists don't make friends; they make stable compounds .

The Tragic Evolution Of Cell Diagrams In Education

The Tragic Evolution Of Cell Diagrams In Education
The educational journey of cell biology diagrams perfectly mirrors the descent into academic despair. First, you get those cheerful, simplified middle school drawings where everything is labeled and color-coded. High school brings slightly more detail but still manageable. Then undergrad hits you with electron microscopy images that look like someone spilled a box of neon markers inside a kaleidoscope. And finally, exam time arrives and suddenly you're squinting at what appears to be a pencil sketch done by someone having a seizure. The mitochondria is no longer the powerhouse of the cell—it's that smudge that might also be your tears falling onto the paper. If you can identify a single organelle on that test diagram, you deserve a PhD in optimism.

When Your Calculator Decides To Betray You

When Your Calculator Decides To Betray You
Looking at multiple-choice options ranging from 0.01 to 0.04 while your calculator spits out 125,990 is the mathematical equivalent of asking for directions and being told to fly to Mars. That moment when you realize you've either invented a new branch of mathematics or—more likely—pressed the wrong button 17 times in a row. Nothing quite captures the existential dread of STEM education like staring at your calculator and wondering if it's secretly plotting against your GPA.

Quantum Ethics: When Schrödinger's Morality Collapsed

Quantum Ethics: When Schrödinger's Morality Collapsed
This meme takes a savage jab at Erwin Schrödinger's less-discussed personal life! While he's famous for his thought experiment with a cat simultaneously alive and dead until observed (top panel), the bottom panel references his disturbing relationship with a 14-year-old girl. Schrödinger was brilliant at quantum superposition but apparently terrible at basic ethics. The title references his 138th birthday while calling out his problematic behavior. Genius in physics doesn't excuse predatory behavior—some things shouldn't exist in a superposition of moral states!

It Helps, But It's Not Necessary

It Helps, But It's Not Necessary
The most honest protest sign in academic history. Nothing quite captures the existential crisis of math students like realizing you can solve differential equations but still can't figure out how to use the self-checkout without assistance. Intelligence is weird that way—you can memorize the periodic table but forget where you parked your car. Math majors unite in our shared delusion that understanding imaginary numbers somehow prepares us for real life. Spoiler alert: it doesn't.

The Fruit Fly Love Triangle

The Fruit Fly Love Triangle
Biology students staring at their crush (Drosophila melanogaster) while the legendary geneticist Thomas Hunt Morgan stands guard! The fruit fly dating scene is INTENSE. These tiny dipterans have been the unwitting matchmakers for countless genetic discoveries since Morgan first used them to prove chromosomal inheritance in 1910. Nothing says romance like spending hours hunched over a microscope, counting eye colors and wing mutations. The ultimate scientific third wheel!

The Data Apocalypse: Live And In Color

The Data Apocalypse: Live And In Color
The special kind of horror that only engineers and data scientists know - watching your precious database get corrupted in real-time. Two years of meticulously collected historical data, gone in seconds because some server decided "hey, wouldn't it be fun to create perfect duplicates of everything?" Nothing says "I want to question my career choices" quite like watching your backup system faithfully duplicate the very corruption you're trying to avoid. The wide-eyed panic captured in this meme is the universal face of someone watching their weekend plans transform into an emergency debugging session fueled by nothing but cold coffee and despair.

What Do You Do If Grandma Finds Your Browser History?

What Do You Do If Grandma Finds Your Browser History?
Grandma just discovered your "physics research" and she's not buying it. Those search terms aren't exactly what Feynman had in mind. "Fock Space" is legitimately about quantum mechanics, but paired with "Hairy Black Holes" and "Wiener Sausage" (a real random walk probability concept), you're not fooling anyone. The beauty of physics terminology is its accidental double entendres. "Fokker-Block" equations describe particle dynamics, not whatever grandma thinks you're into. And "LaTeX" might be for formatting equations, but try explaining that with a straight face while she adjusts her glasses in judgment. Next time, maybe clear your history or stick to searching "Schrödinger" instead of "Furry Theorem." Though I suppose your browser history exists in a superposition of states until grandma observes it.

The Mathematician's Social Nightmare Starter Pack

The Mathematician's Social Nightmare Starter Pack
The universal math confession starter pack! Nothing triggers social awkwardness faster than admitting you study math. Suddenly everyone's either confessing their trauma ("I was never good at math"), running away from algebra PTSD ("Once they started using letters AND numbers"), or expecting you to be their personal calculator ("Oh so you can calculate the tip?"). The best part? That note saying "Dear Math, I'm not a therapist. Solve your own problems." Pure gold! Mathematicians everywhere are nodding in silent agreement while simultaneously calculating the probability of escaping these conversations without someone asking what we're possibly going to do with our degree. Spoiler alert: that probability approaches zero faster than an exponential decay function!