Random Memes

The most accurate representation of organic chemistry I've ever seen. Carbon, nitrogen, oxygen, and hydrogen are having a pool party up top (the cool kids of organic chem), while fluorine and sulfur at least got invited but are clearly struggling to fit in. Meanwhile, the rest of the periodic table is just... dead and forgotten at the bottom of the ocean. Anyone who's survived an organic chemistry class knows this hierarchy all too well. You spend 95% of your time drawing carbon chains with the occasional oxygen, nitrogen, or hydrogen thrown in, then suddenly your professor introduces a fluorine or sulfur and everyone panics. The rest of the elements? They might as well be mythical creatures for all the attention they get.

The periodic table is hiding a scandalous secret! If you read elements 84 (Polonium), 85 (Astatine), and 86 (Radon) in sequence, you get "Po-At-Rn" which sounds suspiciously like... well, you know what. 😏 This conspiracy theory suggests Astatine was strategically placed there by shadowy government scientists to prevent our innocent periodic table from accidentally saying something naughty. The truth is Astatine is just a radioactive element discovered in 1940 with a half-life so short that less than 1 gram exists on Earth at any given time. But that explanation isn't nearly as fun as imagining a secret committee of chemists giggling while rearranging elements!