Ever felt like math is flirting with you before absolutely destroying your confidence? This calculus student's journey is pure mathematical tragedy! 😂 First, they're seduced by the simple stuff - "pi=3" seems so innocent. Then they get cozy with sin(x)=x, which is actually a valid approximation for small angles! But then BAM - the 2nd order Taylor expansion equals zero throws them for a loop. By exam time, they're chugging champagne straight from the bottle while scoring a measly 5.5, watching as their friends celebrate better grades. The emotional rollercoaster of calculus class has never been more relatable! Pro tip: Never trust a math equation that seems too friendly. It's probably setting you up for heartbreak.