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Guess Gravity Is Weaker In High School

Guess Gravity Is Weaker In High School
The only place where the laws of physics bend to educational convenience! High school teachers apparently decided that 9.81 m/s² was just too messy for teenage brains, while middle school teachers round up to a clean 10 m/s² because decimals are clearly the work of the devil. Meanwhile, college professors are probably using 9.80665 m/s² and muttering "approximations are for the weak." Next thing you know, they'll be teaching that electrons orbit in perfect circles and friction doesn't exist in certain problems because... reasons.

Trust Your Chemistry Teacher's Feet, Not Their Words

Trust Your Chemistry Teacher's Feet, Not Their Words
Nothing screams "imminent disaster" quite like a chemistry teacher backing away from their own demonstration. That subtle backward shuffle is basically lab code for "I'm not 100% confident this won't explode." The unwritten rule of chemistry labs: if the person who understands the reaction is increasing their distance from it, perhaps you should too. Safety goggles won't save you from what's coming next!

Chemical 🅱️onds: The Bell Curve Of Understanding

Chemical 🅱️onds: The Bell Curve Of Understanding
The bell curve of chemical bond understanding is brutally accurate. In the middle, we have the chemistry teacher desperately trying to explain electron sharing while the students on both ends are just wondering "WTF is a bond?" The 34% of students with average intelligence grasp just enough to pass the exam before promptly forgetting it all. Meanwhile, the 0.1% on either end are either too confused to function or so brilliant they've circled back to confusion. Chemistry teachers everywhere are silently nodding in pain.

The Kid Who Misses Lectures But Shows Up For Labs

The Kid Who Misses Lectures But Shows Up For Labs
That one student who sleeps through every theory lecture but mysteriously materializes for lab sessions looking completely disoriented. The lab coat is pristine because it's never been near an actual experiment, and those gloves? First time wearing them. You can practically hear them whispering "what are we doing today?" to the person next to them while trying to look like they've been part of the class all semester. The face says "I understand science" but the eyes scream "I don't even know what course this is."

Gravity Always Wins

Gravity Always Wins
Taking physics advice too literally is a gravitational hazard. The teacher meant to work with physical principles rather than fight them, but someone interpreted "go along with gravity" as "jump off a building." The blank-eyed "Got it..." suggests they've just realized their fatal misunderstanding. Classic case of potential energy about to become kinetic energy—with a side of regret.

The Organic Chemistry Curve Crusher

The Organic Chemistry Curve Crusher
That smug little face says it all! Organic chemistry is the final boss of science courses where students battle mysterious reaction mechanisms and endless carbon chains. Getting the highest grade while everyone else crashes and burns? Pure chemistry dominance! It's like accidentally creating gold while your classmates are still figuring out how to light the Bunsen burner. The ultimate flex isn't showing off - it's pretending you're confused too so people still talk to you after the curve destroys their GPA.

So This Is Where I've Been Going Wrong...

So This Is Where I've Been Going Wrong...
Chemistry teachers: "Just follow this ONE simple rule!" The rule: Learn every rule and then memorize the 9,736 exceptions that completely contradict what you just learned. It's like being told the secret to swimming is "just don't drown" and then discovering water occasionally turns into lava depending on which electron feels moody that day. No wonder we all have periodic table nightmares!

Stick Figure Science: When Lab Protocols Meet Creative Genius

Stick Figure Science: When Lab Protocols Meet Creative Genius
Turning boring lab protocols into epic stick figure adventures! Someone took their chemistry assignment to the next level by illustrating each step with adorable little characters performing the sample preparation. From weighing out 2.5g of material to stirring for 3 minutes to the final measurement—each step is documented with these expressive stick scientists doing the work. The Portuguese labels ("Tratamento de Amostra," "água desionizada," "Procedimento experimental") make it even better—universal lab suffering transcends language barriers. Nobel Prize for Creative Lab Documentation when?

Electromagnetic Identity Crisis

Electromagnetic Identity Crisis
That moment of physics class confusion when your brain short-circuits! The meme perfectly captures that bewildered freshman experience when you discover magnetism and electricity aren't separate topics—they're actually joined at the hip as electromagnetism! The poor confused frog doesn't realize that magnetic fields are created by moving electric charges, and changing magnetic fields generate electric currents. It's like ordering a pizza and being confused when cheese shows up too. Welcome to physics, where nothing is ever as simple as it first appears!

Units Matter Or Your Physics Teacher Will Break The Speed Of Light To Catch You

Units Matter Or Your Physics Teacher Will Break The Speed Of Light To Catch You
The eternal struggle between students and units of measurement. In physics, answering "70" without specifying "meters per second" is like telling your lab partner you need "3" of something. Three what? Beakers? Years of therapy after this class? The velocity units aren't just decorative—they're the difference between getting full credit and getting that death stare from your professor that says "I've published 47 papers on quantum mechanics and you can't even remember to write m/s."

Chemistry Class: Expectations Vs. Reality

Chemistry Class: Expectations Vs. Reality
Chemistry class expectations vs reality is the eternal disappointment. Left side: Students imagine they'll synthesize exotic elements like "Obamium" while wearing safety goggles and looking professional. Right side: The surreal reality where you spend weeks just staring at water bottles while your brain melts into a smooth, expressionless meme face. Twenty minutes into balancing H₂O equations and suddenly plain water becomes the most fascinating molecule in existence. Four years of chemistry education to learn that dihydrogen monoxide is wet.

My First And Last Flash Card Of The Night

My First And Last Flash Card Of The Night
The grand academic delusion: thinking you'll meticulously document every bone in the skull for Bio 241, only to end up with a blue blob that vaguely resembles a frontal lobe. That detailed anatomical drawing on the left? Pure first-day optimism. The blue puddle on the right? That's reality setting in faster than calcium loss in osteoporosis. Nothing captures the trajectory of academic motivation quite like watching your scientific illustrations devolve from "potential textbook material" to "my nephew could do better and he's four." The brain apparently shrinks proportionally with your will to study.