Behold the quantum superposition of student confidence! One minute you're convinced you'll revolutionize science with your brilliance, the next you're contemplating a future career as a professional metronome watcher. That little pendulum swinging back and forth? That's your brain on exam stress—oscillating between "future Nobel laureate" and "future cardboard box inhabitant" faster than radioactive decay. Meanwhile, your actual study method resembles a metronome stuck in molasses—technically moving, but at a pace that would make continental drift look speedy. Einstein may have said time is relative, but the night before an exam, it's absolutely SPRINTING! 🧪⏱️