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The eternal funding dilemma captured in one glance! Scientists desperately chasing grants turn their heads from fundamental research to the hot new AI money train. Just like that boyfriend risking neck damage to check out those sweet, sweet research dollars. The scientific method might be eternal, but those grant deadlines are coming up fast and nobody's paying the lab rent with curiosity alone!

The desperate hunt for research funding has entered a new dimension! Scientists lurking around corners like: "Psst, heard you got that sweet AI grant money." Universities be throwing researchers into the wild with nothing but a lab coat and a dream, then wondering why they're begging on digital street corners for computational resources. The modern academic's mating call isn't "Eureka!" - it's "Please fund my groundbreaking research that will definitely not create a sentient algorithm that takes over the world... unless that's what you're into?"

Engineers panicking about AI stealing their jobs while the AI is just trying to understand electrical engineering fundamentals is peak irony. The diagram shows complex power factor calculations with phase angles and reactive/real power - stuff that mediocre engineers themselves probably struggle with. Meanwhile, ChatGPT is still figuring out if it should apologize for not being able to make you a sandwich. Your job security isn't threatened by artificial intelligence; it's threatened by your artificial competence.

When you're a math major, the afterlife presents some questionable career paths! 😈 The poor graduate is stuck between working for the NSA to spy on people or joining an AI company to potentially help create our future robot overlords. No wonder the devil's still thinking—both options might make you feel like you've sold your soul! The eternal mathematical dilemma: use your powers for surveillance or for training algorithms that might eventually replace humans? Talk about a calculated risk! 🔥➗

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