Ignore Everything And Bounce Into The Impossible

Welcome to the magical realm of "ideal conditions" where bears bounce like rubber balls! In intro physics, we simplify problems by pretending friction and air resistance don't exist—creating a fantasy world where objects fly in perfect parabolas and bears apparently gain superhero jumping abilities! That little critter just yeeted itself across a canyon in perfect mathematical arcs that would make Newton both proud and terrified. It's the physics equivalent of saying "let's pretend calories don't count on weekends" except instead of guilt, you get impossible trajectories! Reality is just a pesky variable we can eliminate with the stroke of a pencil!