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When Physics Ruins The Marvel Universe

When Physics Ruins The Marvel Universe
That moment when you're trying to explain to a Marvel fan why Tony Stark's arc reactor breaks fundamental physics. Sorry to burst your superhero bubble, but you can't just create infinite energy in a palm-sized device without violating the first law of thermodynamics. Energy can't be created or destroyed, even by Robert Downey Jr.'s charisma. The look of pure "why are you ruining this for me?" is universal. For the record, I still enjoy the movies—I just have to put my physics brain in a drawer next to my collection of shattered dreams and grant proposals.

I Gn Or E Ai R R Es Is Te Nc E

I Gn Or E Ai R R Es Is Te Nc E
The classic physics problem simplification strikes again! In the idealized world of introductory physics problems, a bear kicking a ball off a cliff suddenly becomes a magical journey where the ball bounces in perfect parabolic arcs and the bear somehow achieves superhero-like jumping abilities. This is every physics student's first heartbreak - when you realize those "assume no friction" problems were just beautiful lies. Real-world physics would have that ball dropping like a sad rock while the bear plummets to an unfortunate end. But in the frictionless fantasy world? Perfect bounces and majestic bear flight! The gap between theoretical physics and reality is apparently just a cliff with some surprisingly bouncy water at the bottom.

Close The Fume Hood Or Die Trying

Close The Fume Hood Or Die Trying
That moment when your lab manager screams about energy costs while you're literally handling compounds that could turn the building into a smoking crater. Nothing says "priorities in science" quite like risking chemical asphyxiation to save a few dollars on the electric bill! Next up: reusing pipette tips to save plastic and mixing hazardous waste with regular trash because waste disposal is "too expensive." Safety third, am I right?

It's Elemental, My Dear Watson: Physics Has Entered The Chat

It's Elemental, My Dear Watson: Physics Has Entered The Chat
Behold! The mythical perpetual motion machine strikes again! This poor soul attached a generator to their wheel thinking they've outsmarted the laws of thermodynamics. Newsflash: you can't create energy from nothing! That generator is actually stealing energy from the car's battery to turn itself. It's like trying to charge your phone by plugging it into itself and expecting infinite power! Conservation of energy is that pesky little principle that keeps crushing dreams of free electricity since 1850. Next up: water-powered cars and unicorn-powered spaceships!

The Day After Finals

The Day After Finals
The brain's revenge tour begins precisely when you need sleep the most. Nothing like your cerebral cortex reminding you about that thermodynamics problem where you conveniently "forgot" to account for entropy in a closed system. Your professor probably noticed. Your brain definitely noticed. Sleep is now theoretical at best.

The Frictionless Fantasy

The Frictionless Fantasy
The bear that defies reality. In intro physics, we simplify problems by "neglecting" friction, air resistance, and energy loss—creating a fantasy world where objects move like they're possessed. That bear isn't just crossing a canyon—it's experiencing the pure, unfiltered idealism of a first-year physics textbook. No wonder it's bouncing like it's on a cosmic trampoline. Real-world engineers watching this: *heavy sigh*

The Conservation Of Suffering

The Conservation Of Suffering
The eternal cycle of suffering just got a scientific upgrade! This meme brilliantly connects the Buddhist concept of rebirth with the First Law of Thermodynamics. Energy can't be created or destroyed—just like your soul apparently can't escape the cosmic loop of reincarnation. And that middle path? Definitely not studying physics, which according to this meme is just another form of suffering. The pained expression says it all: "I understand quantum mechanics, but at what cost?" Physics students nodding in recognition everywhere.

When Physics Majors Get Political Questions

When Physics Majors Get Political Questions
When someone asks if you're conservative, but your mind jumps straight to physics! That equation (∇×F=0) is the mathematical way of saying a force is "conservative" in physics - meaning energy is conserved when moving in its field. It's like being asked about your political views and responding with "Well, actually, I believe strongly in the conservation of energy in closed systems." Talk about missing the social cue! Scientists really do live in their own delightful universe of equations and bad puns!

Conservation Of Energy (And Loss Of Billy)

Conservation Of Energy (And Loss Of Billy)
Poor Billy transformed from kinetic energy to potential energy and then... well... to thermal energy in the ground. The equation tells the whole tragic story - as he fell, his potential energy (mgh) converted to kinetic energy (½mv²), but unfortunately, the negative sign indicates he lost all that height... permanently. Physics doesn't care about your feelings, just your final velocity.

Perpetual Motion Be Like

Perpetual Motion Be Like
The laws of thermodynamics just had a nervous breakdown! This stick figure is proudly announcing their hydroelectric dam has achieved "Q>1" (producing more water than input), which is basically like saying "my downhill water slide somehow creates extra water." Impossibly efficient! Revolutionary! Complete nonsense! The "WAIT" at the end is that beautiful moment when reality crashes the perpetual motion party. Conservation of energy is sitting in the corner, tapping its foot impatiently, waiting for this presenter to realize they've accidentally claimed to have broken the fundamental laws of physics. Next up: square circles and dry water!

Portal-Powered Perpetual Motion: Physics Hates This One Weird Trick

Portal-Powered Perpetual Motion: Physics Hates This One Weird Trick
Thermodynamics police, open up! This "infinite energy" scheme is basically the physics equivalent of trying to lift yourself up by your own bootstraps. The meme shows a perpetual motion machine that violates conservation of energy by creating an endless water cycle through portals, then harvesting the falling water's energy with a wheel generator. Here's the problem: energy can't be created or destroyed (First Law of Thermodynamics), and systems always lose energy to entropy (Second Law). Even if portal technology existed, you'd need more energy to maintain the portals than you'd get from the falling water. It's like trying to charge your phone by plugging it into itself. The troll face says it all - this is precisely the kind of "genius solution" that makes physicists wake up in cold sweats.

Based On A True Story...

Based On A True Story...
The internal struggle of every engineering student when someone brings up perpetual motion machines! First instinct: "I don't have time to explain thermodynamics to you." Second instinct: "But if I don't correct this fundamental misconception, I might spontaneously combust." This perfectly captures the engineering dilemma - do you politely ignore scientific impossibilities in casual conversation, or do you become that person who can't help but explain why the laws of thermodynamics make perpetual motion machines impossible? The struggle is real!