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They Aren't Negligible

They Aren't Negligible
The eternal struggle of physics students vs. physics professors in one royal meme! In introductory physics, we're told to "ignore air resistance" and "assume friction is negligible" to simplify problems. Then real life hits and suddenly those forces are causing dramatic drag on everything from projectile motion to family dynamics. No wonder engineers look at physicists with suspicion—those "negligible" forces are what make actual rockets work and actual relatives complain!

First Year Students Be Like: Zero Problems

First Year Students Be Like: Zero Problems
Nothing captures the unbridled optimism of first-year physics students quite like thinking they can ignore air resistance. Sure, your skin problems might disappear with that fancy lotion, but good luck making drag forces vanish when you're calculating projectile motion! That beautiful parabola you drew? Pure fantasy. In the real world, your calculations will crash and burn faster than your GPA after midterms. By senior year, you'll be muttering "assuming a spherical cow in vacuum" in your sleep.

Air Resistance Basically Turns You Into An Engineer

Air Resistance Basically Turns You Into An Engineer
Theoretical physicists boldly claim to "fear no man" until air resistance enters the chat. Nothing ruins a beautiful equation faster than drag coefficients. Suddenly your elegant free-fall calculation needs seventeen new terms and three differential equations. The perfect sphere becomes "approximately spherical" and your homework takes twice as long. Real-world physics is just theoretical physics with disappointment built in.

Evil Physicist's Most Diabolical Plan

Evil Physicist's Most Diabolical Plan
The true villain in physics isn't the blue-faced scientist—it's the air resistance that ruins those perfect theoretical calculations. First-year physics: "Assume no air resistance." Real world: "Your projectile motion equations are adorable." Every physicist knows the purest equations exist only in a vacuum, where objects fall at 9.8 m/s² without pesky reality interfering. Including air resistance is basically choosing violence against undergrads.

Air Resistance Is Negligible

Air Resistance Is Negligible
Physics textbooks be like: "For simplicity, let's just pretend air doesn't exist!" Then real-world physics bursts in like an unwelcome party crasher! 🌬️ Every physics student knows the sacred mantra: "Assume a frictionless vacuum in a perfect sphere." Sure, and while we're at it, let's assume my coffee doesn't get cold and my homework solves itself! The moment air resistance dares to exist, those beautiful equations turn into mathematical nightmares that would make Einstein weep. It's the classic physics betrayal - first they teach you the "ideal" world where everything falls at 9.8 m/s², then hit you with "SURPRISE! Nothing works like that in reality!" No wonder physics problems look at air resistance and say "You're nothing to me!"

When Your Entire Career Is Someone Else's Rounding Error

When Your Entire Career Is Someone Else's Rounding Error
The ultimate physics classroom paradox! While teachers conveniently dismiss air resistance as "negligible" to simplify equations, future aeronautical engineers are frantically scribbling notes with wide-eyed terror. Their entire career will literally depend on the exact thing being handwaved away! That penguin's expression perfectly captures the "wait, what did you just say?" moment when you realize your future job is calculating all those "negligible" details that make planes actually fly instead of plummeting to the ground. Simplified physics vs. real-world engineering in one hilarious frame!

Physics Will Pull You Over

Physics Will Pull You Over
Someone forgot about our friend Sir Isaac Newton and his pesky laws! Sure, there are no cop planes, but try arguing with gravity and air resistance when you're zooming at 800 mph! Physics doesn't need a badge to enforce its laws—it's the ultimate cosmic killjoy that's been pulling fast objects back down to reality since the beginning of time. The universe's most reliable traffic officer doesn't write tickets... it just makes you go SPLAT! 💥

Air Resistance Basically Turns You Into An Engineer

Air Resistance Basically Turns You Into An Engineer
Theoretical physicists live in a beautiful frictionless vacuum where objects fall at 9.8 m/s² and spherical cows roam free. Then air resistance shows up and suddenly they're frantically scribbling drag coefficients while muttering "non-ideal conditions" under their breath. Nothing ruins a perfectly elegant equation faster than reality. Engineers just sit back with their safety factors and whisper "first time?"

The Theoretical Vs. Practical Divide

The Theoretical Vs. Practical Divide
The eternal struggle between theoretical and practical science! The physics major is having an existential crisis over forgetting something in their calculation, while the engineering major casually dismisses it with peak pragmatism. Then comes the punchline - AIR RESISTANCE! The physics student's face says it all... that moment when you realize your beautiful frictionless vacuum equations just crashed into real-world complications. This is basically the difference between "assume a spherical cow in vacuum" versus "will this bridge actually stay up?" in meme form. Theoretical elegance meets engineering reality, and reality wins again!

The Drag Coefficient Of Despair

The Drag Coefficient Of Despair
The moment when your physics professor throws in air resistance after spending an entire semester solving problems in a "frictionless vacuum." Suddenly your neat little equations get slapped with drag coefficients and your perfect parabolic trajectories turn into sad deflating balloons. Left side: confidently solving idealized problems. Right side: the existential crisis when reality enters the chat. Physics students everywhere just felt a disturbance in the force.

When Your Entire Career Gets Called "Negligible"

When Your Entire Career Gets Called "Negligible"
That moment when your entire future career gets dismissed in a single physics lesson! 😂 The penguin frantically taking notes represents every future aeronautical engineer having an existential crisis because their ENTIRE FIELD depends on air resistance! In intro physics, we simplify problems by ignoring air resistance, but aerospace engineers are like "excuse me, that's literally my whole job!" It's the ultimate classroom contradiction - what's "negligible" to one person is another person's entire career path! That penguin is basically thinking "So you're telling me I'm studying to master something that doesn't exist?!"

I Hate Air Resistance

I Hate Air Resistance
Every physics student's nightmare captured in street culture format! This meme speaks to the eternal frustration of trying to solve physics problems only to have air resistance ruin your perfect theoretical calculations. In intro physics, we're told to "ignore air resistance" to make problems solvable, but in the real world? That drag coefficient comes at you fast. Those puffy jackets aren't just fashion - they're increasing the cross-sectional area and making the drag force equation even more complicated!