That Cop Needs To Chill

This is basically the greatest physics joke of all time. It packs THREE scientific principles into one traffic stop:

1. Heisenberg's uncertainty principle: You can know a particle's position OR velocity, but not both simultaneously. Hence his "I know where I am but not how fast" response and subsequent existential crisis when given his speed.

2. Schrödinger's cat: The famous thought experiment where a cat in a box is simultaneously alive and dead until observed. The cop's observation collapsed the quantum state—and Schrödinger's mood.

3. Ohm's law of electrical resistance: V=IR. Ohm "resists" arrest because... that's literally what he does. Physics humor at its finest!

Not sure what's funnier—the perfectly executed scientific punchlines or imagining these legendary physicists cursing out a traffic cop.