Infinity: A Casual Tuesday For Math, Existential Crisis For Physics

The duality of physics procrastination captured in one perfect meme! That initial smile of blissful ignorance when you first glance at your neglected homework... followed by the painful realization that Newton's laws wait for no one. Five weeks of doing nothing means those simple kinematics problems have somehow transformed into incomprehensible hieroglyphics. The smile remains frozen on your face as your brain desperately tries to remember what the heck a "free-body diagram" is or why we care about some apple falling on Newton's head. Pro tip: Physics homework follows the second law of thermodynamics - left alone, the complexity only increases. Unlike wine, physics assignments don't get better with age!

Behind closed doors, engineers are secretly performing mathematical witchcraft! That equation 5/π × 3 = 5 is gloriously, deliciously WRONG by any mathematical standard. But in engineering? If it works, it ships! Engineers aren't calculating reality—they're negotiating with it. "Dear Physics, I'll give you this safety factor if you promise not to collapse my bridge." The sacred art of approximation where π sometimes equals exactly 3 and gravity is just a polite suggestion. No wonder they keep the doors closed!

Professor sends you on a wild goose chase through the textbook only to find the most infuriating proof ever written: "Proof. Obvious." Nothing like spending 3 hours deciphering quantum spinor notation just to discover the author couldn't be bothered to explain the "trivial" steps. The academic equivalent of "figure it out yourself, peasant." Every physics student just felt a collective trauma flashback.

Ever had that moment when you realize your electrical calculations were... slightly off? This poor soul is casually pumping several hundred amps through a wire rated for just 10A. That's like trying to force Niagara Falls through a drinking straw! The melted pile of wire on the right is what's left of their ambitious experiment. Physics doesn't negotiate with electrical engineers who ignore Ohm's law. That wire didn't just give up—it straight up vaporized in protest.

Jordan clearly missed the day we covered angles of reflection in Physics 101. The ceiling mirror only shows Hans what Magnus is doing, not the reverse. Basic optics. It's like claiming gravity works sideways when you're holding the textbook upside down. The "WRONG" stamp is the chef's kiss of scientific correction - nothing more satisfying than watching someone confidently misunderstand reflective properties while a chess scandal brews.

Top panel: "Oh cool, a meter is just a meter!" Bottom panel: *Brain explodes* The meter went from "simple unit of length" to "exactly 1,650,763.73 wavelengths of krypton-86 radiation" faster than light travels in 1/299,792,458 second! This is the perfect representation of that moment in physics class when you realize even the most basic measurements are actually defined by mind-bending quantum phenomena. The definition has evolved from a metal bar in France to atomic transitions to light speed calculations. Measurement standards committee really said "let's make this UNNECESSARILY precise!"