Behold! The Inverse Dad Panic Law! This mathematical masterpiece shows that as a daughter's attractiveness increases, her father's hair density decreases proportionally! The graph confirms it - pure scientific causation, not correlation! Fathers everywhere are calculating their remaining follicle lifespan based on their daughters' Instagram followers. The family constant 'k' varies wildly depending on how many teenage boys have asked "Is your daughter home?" Next up in my research: quantifying the relationship between mom's wine consumption and daughter's dating life!
The Inverse Dad Panic Law
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