Honey Never Spoils Because... It Never Spoils

Math students everywhere having existential crises when they discover "line integrals" aren't actually about lines at all. The absolute betrayal! First calculus traumatizes us with limits, then hits us with this naming scandal. That cat's face perfectly captures the moment of realization that mathematical terminology is just mathematicians gaslighting the rest of us. "Integrating over a curve" is what it actually is, but nooo, that would be too straightforward. Next they'll tell us a "ring" in algebra doesn't fit on your finger and "fields" don't grow crops.

Mathematicians getting excited about new ways to almost reach zero is peak nerd culture. This absurdly complex formula evaluates to 0.0000281606232431 — which is basically just spicy zero. It's like when your friend says they'll be there "in 5 minutes" but what they really mean is "eventually, perhaps in this lifetime." The mathematical equivalent of "close enough for government work." Mathematicians will literally invent elaborate formulas that require supercomputers to calculate rather than just write "0" like normal people.

The scientific showdown we didn't know we needed! In the top panel, a homeopathy fan is threatening with pseudoscience about water having "memory" of substances diluted in it. But the bottom panel delivers the knockout punch - reminding them that drinking water is essentially processed sewage that's been through the water cycle. If water truly had "memory," we'd be experiencing some pretty interesting properties with every glass! The meme brilliantly highlights how homeopathy's core principle falls apart when confronted with basic water treatment facts. Next time someone mentions water memory, just remind them where that H₂O has been!

Turns out smashing particles at near-light speeds requires strict behavioral guidelines. Who knew that the $10 billion machine designed to recreate conditions from the dawn of the universe would need a "no hanky-panky" sign? Perhaps CERN physicists were worried about introducing unexpected variables into their experiments. "Sorry, we discovered the God particle AND a baby." Clearly, some passions run hotter than the 5.5 trillion-degree plasma they're creating in there.

Statistical reality check incoming: claiming you always receive more calls than average is mathematically impossible. For every person above average, someone else must be below. It's basic distribution theory. People who make this claim are essentially saying they've discovered a statistical anomaly that violates fundamental math principles. Next they'll tell you they've also discovered perpetual motion and cold fusion in their garage.

The irony here is just *chef's kiss*. Electronics professors start with complex circuit theory, Ohm's law, and semiconductor physics, but plumbers are out here giving the real education. Nothing says "understanding current flow" quite like watching water travel through pipes! The visual metaphor of plumbing has been used to explain electrical concepts since the 19th century—electrons flowing through circuits like water through pipes. Turns out the most sophisticated engineering concepts can still be explained with "water go whoosh." College tuition: $40,000. Plumber showing you how electricity actually works: priceless.