Preservation Memes

The lab's newest recruit Max is being praised for his chemical alchemy skills - turning ordinary compounds into indestructible food preservatives! That C 6 H 10 O 5 is just cellulose (basic plant structure), but mix it with hydroxyl acid (fancy name for water), sodium chloride (table salt), and bake it at a scorching 460 Kelvin (187°C)... and you've got yourself a McDonald's french fry that archaeologists will be excavating alongside dinosaur bones. The real scientific breakthrough? His intact nasal nerves after working in a chemistry lab. That's the true superpower every PI dreams of in a research assistant!

Honey is basically nature's immortal food! Ancient Egyptians placed honey pots in tombs and pyramids, and thousands of years later, archaeologists discovered this honey was still perfectly edible! The natural antibacterial properties and low moisture content create an environment where microorganisms just can't survive. So while modern foods need chemical preservatives to last a few months, honey's sitting there like "I've been preserving myself since the pharaohs were building selfie backgrounds!" The cat's face is the perfect reaction to learning honey has outlasted entire civilizations!