The mathematical villain strikes again! First, they define π as 3.14 (already a crime against infinity). Then they need a symbol for 2π (which is 6.28...) and instead of using the sensible option—like, I don't know, 2π —they introduce τ (tau) as π/2! But wait... that's 1.57, not 6.28! They've completely inverted the relationship! This is the mathematical equivalent of naming your pet rock "Fluffy" and your actual fluffy dog "Rock." Pure mathematical chaos! No wonder mathematicians wake up screaming at night!