Don't Say AI: The Physicist's Nightmare

Every physics professor's internal monologue when someone asks about the missing terms in Einstein's equation. That face screams "I swear if I have to hear one more YouTuber claim they've 'fixed' relativity with quantum consciousness..." The equation showing E² = m²c⁴ + p²c² + ?? is actually the full relativistic energy-momentum relation, but the "??" part is where every armchair physicist inserts their pet theory. Meanwhile, actual physicists are desperately trying to maintain composure while their brain screams "DON'T MENTION AI, DON'T MENTION AI" because they know that's where the conversation is inevitably heading.