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Newton You Dog

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Newton really said "I'm gonna make this sound scientific" and turned his appreciation for curvy people into the law of universal gravitation. The man literally formulated one of the fundamental forces of nature while allegedly thinking about... well, let's just say he had excellent taste in gravitational bodies.

What makes this absolutely legendary is that Newton's law states F = G(m₁m₂)/r², meaning the force of attraction increases with mass. So he technically created a mathematically rigorous framework to express his preferences. The scientific community has been using this equation for centuries without realizing Sir Isaac was potentially the smoothest physicist in history.

Dude literally got bonked by an apple, discovered gravity, and somehow made it flirty. Respect the hustle, Isaac.

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