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Multiplication Is An Illusion

Multiplication Is An Illusion
Who needs multiplication when you can just add things up a bunch of times? The top panel shows our protagonist rejecting the standard linear equation (y = mx + c), while the bottom panel shows pure mathematical enlightenment - replacing multiplication with summation! It's like saying "I don't want to eat the whole pizza at once, I'd rather eat it slice by slice and pretend it's different somehow." Mathematicians in the audience are either cackling or having mild seizures right now. The real trap isn't multiplication - it's thinking addition is any different!

There, Now You're Both Upset

There, Now You're Both Upset
The perfect equation to trigger both tribes! In programming, x = x + 1 is perfectly valid—it's just variable reassignment where x gets incremented. Programmers are cool with this notation because they understand it means "take x's current value, add 1, then store the result back in x." Meanwhile, mathematicians are having an existential crisis because this equation implies that 0 = 1, which would collapse all of mathematics into nonsense. Flip the equation to x + 1 = x , and suddenly programmers join the rage party too—because now it's not just mathematically impossible, it's also syntactically invalid in most programming languages! The beauty of interdisciplinary warfare in one elegant equation. *chef's kiss*

Curl From Hell

Curl From Hell
First-year physics students seeing the determinant form of curl: "Oh, that's manageable." Then the integral definition appears: "Wait, this is getting scary..." Finally, differential forms notation: "WHAT UNHOLY MATHEMATICAL DEMON IS THIS?!" Vector calculus: where perfectly reasonable students transform into screaming passengers in a car driven by a cartoon cat who clearly failed his differential equations exam. The math department sends their regards!

Reality Can Be Whatever I Want

Reality Can Be Whatever I Want
The eternal battle between mathematical rigor and physical intuition! While mathematicians are sweating bullets over the formal rules of calculus, physicists are just vibing with their approximations and cancellations. The equation shown (dB/dt = I·dt) is actually incorrect notation-wise, but that's exactly the point! Physicists will happily mangle mathematical formalism if it gets them to a working model. Who needs mathematical purity when you can just make the universe behave how you want it to? The true power move is deriving correct results from questionable math.

Math Is Math!

Math Is Math!
That moment when your student solves a complex equation using some bizarre approach that violates every mathematical convention you've taught for 40 years... but somehow gets the right answer anyway. Every math teacher has experienced that mixture of confusion, horror, and reluctant admiration. "Where did you even learn this?" "I made it up last night." 😱 It's like watching someone solve a Rubik's cube by disassembling it and putting it back together. Technically correct, spiritually disturbing.

Is It Possible To Learn This Power?

Is It Possible To Learn This Power?
Chemistry students watching their professor effortlessly balance complex redox equations in seconds be like... Meanwhile, they're still struggling to remember if oxygen gains or loses electrons. The dark side of chemistry isn't creating explosions—it's mentally juggling oxidation states without having an existential crisis. That power is indeed unnatural to most undergrads frantically flipping through their periodic tables during exams.

What Do You See? Perception Divided

What Do You See? Perception Divided
The duality of perception! While normal folks see a giant blimp with a peculiar shape, mathematicians transform it into a cardioid equation on the Cartesian plane. That's the beauty of mathematical vision—turning everyday objects into elegant functions. The cardioid (literally "heart-shaped") is actually a special curve traced by a point on a circle rolling around another fixed circle of the same size. Next time you see a blimp, try plotting its coordinates... or maybe just enjoy the view like a regular human.

Absolute Summa Cum Laude

Absolute Summa Cum Laude
The mathematician's ultimate ecstasy! That moment when your infinite series actually reaches a finite value is basically mathematical nirvana. This formula represents an infinite sum from n=0 to infinity of x^n/n!, which is actually the definition of e^x - one of the most beautiful expressions in mathematics. The person's raised hands perfectly capture that "EUREKA!" feeling when a seemingly endless calculation suddenly... CONVERGES! It's like watching chaos transform into perfect order. Mathematicians get high on this stuff, I swear. No drug can compare to the rush of absolute convergence!

New Constant Just Dropped

New Constant Just Dropped
Physicists be like: "Why use a whole constant when half will do?" 🤪 The reduced Planck constant (ℏ) is just regular Planck's constant (h) divided by 2π, making quantum calculations less messy. But then some mathematical madlad decided to apply the same logic to π itself, creating the "reduced π" which is just π/2π = 1/2. REVOLUTIONARY STUFF! Next up: reduced reduced constants where we just use stick figures instead of numbers!

The Vector Upgrade

The Vector Upgrade
Physics nerds unite! The look of pure satisfaction when someone finally writes Newton's Second Law with vector notation instead of scalar form. Regular F=ma? Boring. But add those little arrows on top? *Chef's kiss* That's the good stuff! The difference between "force equals mass times acceleration" and "force vector equals mass times acceleration vector " is what separates the physics casuals from the diehards. Direction matters, people! It's like the difference between walking toward the donut shop versus away from it - completely different outcomes!

Mathematics May Not Be Ready For Such Problems

Mathematics May Not Be Ready For Such Problems
The existential crisis when a PhD mathematician faces the simplest equation! That tiny dog's face perfectly captures the internal screaming of a math expert who spends their days wrestling with complex differential equations and abstract algebra, only to completely short-circuit when their kid asks for help with "3x+1=0". It's like asking a Formula 1 driver to demonstrate how to turn on a car's headlights - they've been operating at such a different level for so long that the basics have become foreign territory! Their brain is frantically trying to remember if they solve for x by dividing or multiplying, while simultaneously questioning their entire career choices. 😂

Axion Seminars Be Like

Axion Seminars Be Like
Sitting through a theoretical physics seminar on axions is exactly like this seal going "gαγγ!" The perfect representation of both the audience's reaction AND the actual equation! For the uninitiated, axions are hypothetical particles with the interaction term gαγγ (coupling to photons). So while the presenter drones on about dark matter candidates and CP-violation in quantum chromodynamics, your brain just keeps seeing a seal making ridiculous noises. Nobel Prize-worthy observation right here.