Neither Holy Nor Roman Nor Empirical

The legendary spherical chicken has arrived! Physics textbooks everywhere are rejoicing. For decades, physicists have been starting problems with "assume a spherical chicken..." and now we finally have the experimental evidence. This perfect specimen is what happens when mathematical approximations leak into reality. Next up: frictionless surfaces and point masses that aren't just theoretical constructs!

The ultimate physics prank! Someone's wearing a helmet with a magnet dangling above it, complete with the classic red and blue poles. The troll face says it all - they're baiting people into the age-old "magnets attract your brain" pseudoscience. It's basically the scientific equivalent of asking someone to disprove that unicorns DON'T exist. Classic burden of proof fallacy wrapped in magnetic field nonsense. Scientific trolling at its finest!

Oh, the eternal quest for the physics-defying dream machine! This poor soul is waiting for a perpetual motion device in 2025, completely unaware that thermodynamics is laughing maniacally in the corner. It's like waiting for pigs to fly or for your experimental data to match your hypothesis on the first try! The laws of physics are basically that one friend who always says "I told you so" - energy can neither be created nor destroyed, just transformed into disappointment. The 532,193 likes suggest there's a support group for the thermodynamically challenged!

The eternal rivalry between physicists and engineers plays out in cartoon form! While physicists are busy arguing about theoretical perfection (and apparently going on strike), engineers are over here like "I know enough to exploit it" - which is basically the engineering motto. Who needs to understand the quantum wave function when you can just make the darn thing work? This is the scientific equivalent of "I don't need to know how the sausage is made, I just need to sell it." Engineers: turning physicists' beautiful equations into actual useful stuff since forever!

Oh sweet merciful Einstein! The classic arm wrestling meme perfectly captures the existential crisis of physics students everywhere! You sign up for some innocent equations about heat transfer, then BOOM—suddenly you're calculating wave functions at 2AM and questioning reality itself! Thermodynamics lures you in with its seductive "math with heat" disguise, then quantum mechanics swoops in to shatter everything you thought you understood about the universe. Your intuition? OBLITERATED. Your sleep schedule? What sleep schedule?! 🧠💥

The ultimate scientific dad joke! Max Planck excitedly tells his wife about discovering the smallest possible length in the universe and asks what to name it. She immediately responds with "Planck length" - stealing his thunder and naming glory in one swift move. His disappointed expression says it all! For context, the Planck length (about 1.6 × 10^-35 meters) actually is the theoretical smallest meaningful measurement in physics where quantum effects and gravity become equally important. Even subatomic particles are giants compared to this scale. Scientists: making groundbreaking discoveries and getting zinged by their spouses since forever.