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Schrödinger's String Theory

Schrödinger's String Theory
PBS Space Time with the scientific equivalent of "I'm playing both sides, so I always come out on top." Nothing says theoretical physics like confidently declaring a theory both completely wrong and absolutely right within a year. String theory exists in a quantum superposition of correctness until someone actually observes experimental evidence.

PBS: The Cooler Water

PBS: The Cooler Water
Every biologist knows the existential truth: no matter what the problem is, Phosphate Buffered Saline (PBS) will somehow fix it. Left side: regular water. Right side: PBS, labeled "the cooler water." It's basically lab water with benefits — maintaining pH and osmotic balance while we frantically try to keep our cells alive. Grad students survive on coffee, cells survive on PBS. Coincidence? I think not. The ultimate lab flex is casually saying "just add PBS" to every protocol question without elaborating further.

Don't Say AI: The Physicist's Nightmare

Don't Say AI: The Physicist's Nightmare
Every physics professor's internal monologue when someone asks about the missing terms in Einstein's equation. That face screams "I swear if I have to hear one more YouTuber claim they've 'fixed' relativity with quantum consciousness..." The equation showing E² = m²c⁴ + p²c² + ?? is actually the full relativistic energy-momentum relation, but the "??" part is where every armchair physicist inserts their pet theory. Meanwhile, actual physicists are desperately trying to maintain composure while their brain screams "DON'T MENTION AI, DON'T MENTION AI" because they know that's where the conversation is inevitably heading.

Never Leave A Physicist Unsupervised

Never Leave A Physicist Unsupervised
Give a physicist five minutes alone and they'll start breaking mathematics just to see what happens! The equation ∞ - (∞ - 1) = 1 is mathematically forbidden territory, but physicists can't resist playing with infinity. It's like watching someone try to divide by zero while maintaining eye contact – pure mathematical rebellion. This is why mathematicians keep their infinity symbols locked up when physicists visit.