Years Of Academy Training Wasted

The eternal struggle of academia in one glorious image. On the left, we have Buff Doge representing the complex mathematical artillery you're armed with after years of higher education - vector analysis, Fourier series, and differential equations that could make Einstein sweat. On the right? Regular Doge using Excel functions that any intern could learn in an afternoon. The crushing reality that most "real-world jobs" require about 2% of what you spent a decade mastering. Nothing quite captures the existential crisis of realizing your thesis on Sturm-Liouville theory is less valuable to employers than knowing how to use CONCATENATE. The academic equivalent of training for the Olympics only to end up in a three-legged race.