Mathematical Warfare In Relationships

The perfect application of mathematics as a psychological weapon! When threatened with "problems," our genius deploys a simple velocity equation that would take any middle schooler approximately 5 seconds to solve (it's 5 hours, by the way). The beauty here isn't the math—it's the strategic deployment of even the threat of having to do calculations that sends the rival running. Scientists have long known that math anxiety affects approximately 93% of the population, but rarely has it been weaponized so effectively in relationship disputes. Next time someone crosses you, skip the physical threats and just start reciting differential equations—works every time!