The academic food chain perfectly captured! Engineers stand on the surface, blissfully building bridges and solving practical problems in the sunshine. Physics majors have descended into the cave, experimenting with fire and natural phenomena, convinced they're discovering the universe's secrets. Meanwhile, math majors are in the deepest cavern, hunched over abstract symbols, disconnected from reality but somehow supporting everything above them. The deeper you go, the further from practical application—yet the more fundamental to everything else. Pure math is basically academic spelunking without a headlamp!