Excel Memes

The eternal academic pipeline, illustrated with bovine precision! Engineering students think they're escaping the herd, only to discover they've traded one Excel prison for another. The real engineering degree should come with a warning label: "Side effects include becoming your department's unofficial spreadsheet wizard." Meanwhile, accounting students at least had the decency to embrace their spreadsheet destiny from day one. Both paths lead to the same corporate pasture – just with different calculators.

Four years of differential equations and quantum mechanics, and now you're a glorified sandwich artist with a pivot table. That engineering degree prepared you to calculate the optimal trajectory of a submarine through the ocean—but instead you're calculating how many sandwiches fit in a display case. The universe has a twisted sense of humor when your biggest flex at work is knowing the VLOOKUP function that Barbara from accounting thinks is "basically magic." The gap between education and application is so vast you could fit the entire Standard Model in it.

The engineering software hierarchy is real! 🤣 Starting with the "professional" tools like Autodesk, MATLAB, and Ansys - sure, they're powerful but let's be honest, they're just the basics. Then we level up to Blender and Excel - the true workhorses of engineering. Every engineer knows the real magic happens in an Excel spreadsheet! But wait - MS Paint? That's where the REAL engineers draft their revolutionary designs. Nothing says "trust me, I'm an engineer" like a Paint sketch! Then we ascend to true enlightenment: LEGO Digital Designer, Kerbal Space Program, and Minecraft. NASA engineers are just playing KSP with a bigger budget, change my mind. But the final boss? Angry Birds. If you can calculate those perfect projectile trajectories, you've basically got a PhD in physics. This is peak engineering evolution - from CAD software to flinging digital birds at pigs. Engineering has never been so majestic!