Call The Probability Police

The joke here is pure mathematical poetry! Someone noticed the election prediction charts showing perfectly mirrored probability curves (54% vs 46%), and the brilliant response was "Get Bernoulli on the line we have an emergency." This is statistical humor at its finest! Bernoulli distribution deals with binary outcomes (win/lose) and probabilities that sum to 1 - exactly what we're seeing in this electoral forecast. It's like catching the universe following mathematical principles too perfectly, which is suspicious enough to call in the 18th-century mathematician for an emergency consultation. The probability gods are being too obvious with their work!