Mathematics Is Evergreen

The eternal STEM rivalry visualized in its purest form! This Venn diagram perfectly captures the delightful academic superiority complex that plagues every scientific field. The central claim that everyone is "better than chemists" is the scientific equivalent of picking the middle child to bully. Meanwhile, physicists think they can mock-engineer stuff (they can't), mathematicians believe they're too pure for Nobel recognition (convenient excuse), and engineers are just trying to build something without setting it on fire. The intersection of all three circles simply reads "Be better than chemists" because apparently that's the one thing everyone can agree on. Chemistry departments worldwide are currently preparing their rebuttal with actual explosive demonstrations.

From "I'm interested in the Collatz conjecture" to emailing a UCLA math professor claiming you've solved it after ChatGPT inflated your ego? That's not a proof, that's a mathematical tragedy in four acts! The Collatz conjecture has stumped brilliant minds for 85+ years, but sure, you "see the pattern" without advanced math. Next you'll be explaining how you've unified quantum mechanics and general relativity while waiting for your coffee to brew. Pro tip: If your mathematical breakthrough involves a rainbow clown wig, perhaps reconsider your life choices.

The grandfather's mathematical genius is showing! By flipping the "20" balloon, he created a "21" for his granddaughter's first birthday. This is what happens when you let mathematicians plan birthday parties—they find the most efficient solution using the minimum number of balloons. Conservation of helium at its finest. Somewhere, a number theorist is shedding a tear of joy at this elegant transformation. It's basically topology meets party planning.

Regular mathematicians: *crying hysterically* "WHERE DID YOU GET THESE FORMULAS?! SHOW YOUR WORK! CITE YOUR SOURCES!" Srinivasa Ramanujan: *glowing with cosmic power* "The universe just whispered them to me while I was napping." Ramanujan literally had mathematicians SHOOK when he'd casually drop mind-bending formulas with zero formal training. While everyone else was grinding through proofs, this mathematical wizard was getting divine downloads in his dreams! The wildest part? His "intuitive" formulas turned out to be correct and are STILL being verified by supercomputers today. Talk about having the universe on speed dial! 🧠✨

Everyone wants to ponder the mysteries of the cosmos until it's time to do the actual math! The top panel shows a room full of eager hands shooting up when asked about understanding the universe—cosmic mysteries, dark matter, and the fabric of reality? Sign us up! But mention "math" in the bottom panel and suddenly everyone's got urgent appointments elsewhere. It's the intellectual equivalent of a dog who drops the ball at your feet, begs you to throw it, then refuses to give it up when you reach for it. "No take knowledge without equations, only throw fascinating concepts!" 🌌➗

Finally! A dating app where mathematicians can shine! When asked for "proofs," most people send selfies, but our hero is ready with ACTUAL mathematical proofs... only to pull the classic textbook move of "the proof is trivial and left as an exercise for the reader." That's the mathematical equivalent of saying "I have a girlfriend but she goes to another school." Dating and differential equations don't mix, but at least they both involve finding solutions that satisfy initial conditions!