Mathematics Is Evergreen

The eternal struggle of mathematicians everywhere! Nothing quite like spending 3 hours debugging your equation only to realize your handwritten "9" looked like a "g" and your "+" resembled a "t". And don't get me started on using dots for multiplication - might as well be playing "Where's Waldo?" with your decimal points. This is why mathematicians develop that weird hybrid handwriting where every symbol looks like it was drawn by a robot trying to pass a CAPTCHA. No wonder LaTeX was invented - it's basically mathematical witness protection for symbols being mistaken for their lookalikes.

The unholy approximation of π=3 is enough to summon mathematical demons. Engineers regularly commit this numerical sin for "close enough" calculations while mathematicians shriek in horror. The difference between 3.14159... and 3 might seem trivial until your bridge collapses or your rocket misses Mars by a few million miles. But hey, significant digits are just suggestions, right? Pure mathematicians are still in therapy over this.

Students thanking a long-dead French mathematician is peak calculus energy! Guillaume de l'Hôpital didn't just give us fancy wigs and aristocratic vibes—he gave us l'Hôpital's Rule , the emergency room for indeterminate limits (0/0 or ∞/∞) that's been rescuing desperate calculus students since 1696. Nothing says "mathematical hero worship" like thanking a guy who basically paid someone else (Johann Bernoulli) to figure out the math, slapped his name on it, and has been saving GPAs for 300+ years. The beard guy is all of us at 3 AM before the final, whispering gratitude to a portrait we've never actually seen before that moment.

Standing at life's academic crossroads, our protagonist faces the eternal dilemma: the sunny castle of Biology with its messy, chaotic wonders, or the dark, lightning-struck fortress of Mathematics with its rigid certainties. Let's be honest – most of us flee from differential equations faster than bacteria develop antibiotic resistance. Biology offers the comfort of memorizing weird Latin names instead of proving why some Greek letter equals another Greek letter to the power of "dear god why." Sure, you'll dissect formaldehyde-soaked creatures, but at least you won't have to integrate functions while crying into your fourth coffee at 2 AM.

The origin story of every engineer who started with a math degree. Little Billy just wanted to learn about money, but completely misunderstood the lesson. Instead of investing cash, he invested in a math degree—the financial equivalent of buying a boat with a hole in it. Pure mathematicians spend years proving theorems that have no practical applications while living on ramen noodles. Then one day, reality hits and they reluctantly cross over to the dark side of applied science. Engineering: where math majors go when they finally want to afford groceries.

The meme shows the mathematical expression 1/0 = π. This is peak mathematical rebellion! Mathematicians have spent centuries telling us division by zero is undefined, causing calculators to display errors and students to lose points. But here's someone just casually defining it as π because... why not? It's like walking into NASA and saying "gravity is now optional on Tuesdays." The beauty is in how it breaks every fundamental rule of mathematics while looking deceptively simple on graph paper. Next up: square roots of negative numbers are just spicy regular numbers.