Bernoulli Memes

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Weapon Of Mass Destruction

Weapon Of Mass Destruction
Behold! The magnificent intersection of DIY engineering and Bernoulli's principle! Someone has created the ultimate plastic bottle air cannon—proving that physics homework can actually be weaponized! The beautiful chaos of compressed air propulsion in a humble soda bottle shows why engineers shouldn't be left unsupervised with basic household items. The pressure differential creates enough force to launch projectiles across rooms, terrorize cats, and annoy siblings with scientific precision. This is exactly why Newton's laws should come with a warning label!

When Infinity Meets Desperation

When Infinity Meets Desperation
The mathematical equivalent of "hold my beer." This student's brilliant solution claims the probability is 1 because infinity divided by infinity equals 1. Spoiler alert: that's not how probability works! The correct approach would be to calculate the ratio of the circle's area to the triangle's area. But why bother with actual math when you can just declare infinity = infinity and call it a day? This is what happens when you skip the "limits" chapter and go straight to the "creative problem solving" section. Next up: proving P = NP by dividing both sides by N.

The Mysterious Third Force

The Mysterious Third Force
The eternal physics conundrum! Birds somehow defy Newton's laws with their middle-finger to gravity. While everything else plummets earthward at 9.8 m/s², these feathered aerodynamic wizards just... don't? The meme perfectly captures that third mysterious force that counteracts gravity—lift generation through wing shape and air pressure differentials. It's basically birds exploiting Bernoulli's principle while the rest of us are stuck with "apple falls from tree" physics. Nature's way of saying "I've mastered fluid dynamics and you haven't."

The Pitot Tube Salvation

The Pitot Tube Salvation
Engineering students everywhere just felt this in their souls! The panic of facing a fluid dynamics test only to discover the one thing you actually remembered—the Pitot tube! That magical U-shaped device that measures flow velocity using pressure differentials. The pure euphoria when you realize the professor included the ONE concept you thoroughly understood amid the chaotic sea of Bernoulli equations and Reynolds numbers. It's like finding a life raft in the ocean of differential equations that is fluid dynamics!

The Two Types Of Airplane Passengers

The Two Types Of Airplane Passengers
That moment when the wing flaps deploy during takeoff and your soul leaves your body! 😱 While regular folks are gripping their armrests in terror, engineering nerds are having the time of their lives watching Bernoulli's principle in action. Those wing flaps are literally redirecting airflow to create more lift—pure physics poetry in motion! Next time you fly, remember: that "terrifying" mechanical noise is just the sound of science keeping you from becoming a very expensive lawn dart. ✈️

The Two Types Of Airplane Passengers

The Two Types Of Airplane Passengers
Those wing flaps extending during takeoff aren't malfunctions—they're high-lift devices called slats and flaps that increase wing surface area and curvature. Regular passengers panic while aviation nerds get excited watching Bernoulli's principle in action. Nothing says "I'm cultured" like getting thrilled about temporary airfoil modification instead of fearing imminent death. The duality of plane passengers perfectly captured!

Fluid Dynamics: The Delicious Donut Edition

Fluid Dynamics: The Delicious Donut Edition
This student deserves an A+ for turning Bernoulli's principle into a donut-making tutorial! Nothing says "I understand fluid dynamics" quite like explaining pressure differentials with pastries. The spraying donut example is pure genius—because who hasn't thought "you know what would make these equations more relatable? DONUTS!" 🍩 The transition from serious fluid mechanics to circular fried dough is the kind of creative thinking that would make Daniel Bernoulli himself say, "Why didn't I think of that in 1738?" This is exactly what happens when hunger strikes during finals week—suddenly every physics problem can be solved with snacks!

When Mathematical Patience Reaches Its Limit

When Mathematical Patience Reaches Its Limit
Ever notice how math proofs start with elegant formulas and end with "...and the rest is left as an exercise for the reader"? This meme captures that mathematical breaking point perfectly! The proof begins with Johann Bernoulli's complex identity, continues with some fancy integration, then suddenly hits the red box of truth: "Bernoulli, however, did not evaluate the integral." Translation: even the great mathematicians sometimes said "you know what, I'm done here." Next time your professor assigns homework with "trivial" steps, remember that even Bernoulli had his limits!

When Physics Pickup Lines Crash And Burn

When Physics Pickup Lines Crash And Burn
Trying to slide into DMs with Bernoulli's principle? BLOCKED! 😂 For the uninitiated: Bernoulli's principle explains that faster-moving fluids create lower pressure areas. It's why airplane wings generate lift and why that physics pickup line about "reducing pressure to increase velocity" crashed harder than a paper airplane in a hurricane. Nothing says "I'm scientifically single" like explaining fluid dynamics during flirting. Pro tip: save the equations for after the first date!

Be Water My Friend

Be Water My Friend
Taking "immersive learning" to a whole new level! Engineering students know the struggle—fluid mechanics equations are so complex that you literally have to submerge yourself in the problem. Nothing says dedication like studying Bernoulli's principle while becoming one with the fluid. The Navier-Stokes equations make more sense when you're experiencing viscosity firsthand. Next week: studying thermodynamics inside a volcano!

The Brachistochrone Problem

The Brachistochrone Problem
The famous Brachistochrone problem asks: "What's the fastest path for an object to slide down between two points?" Turns out, it's not a straight line but a cycloid curve. Yet every physics student's first instinct is to smash that blue button marked "straight line" with the confidence of someone who's never met calculus of variations. Centuries of mathematical development reduced to a panicked button press during the exam. Johann Bernoulli is facepalming in his grave.

When Fluid Dynamics Meets Desperate Plumbing

When Fluid Dynamics Meets Desperate Plumbing
The infamous toilet-hairdryer setup: fluid dynamics at its most desperate. Bernoulli's principle states that as fluid velocity increases, pressure decreases. Here, someone's attempting to use a hairdryer to create a high-velocity airflow beneath the toilet, theoretically reducing pressure and unclogging it. The same principle keeps airplanes aloft, but I doubt it'll keep your security deposit intact. Physics homework rarely prepares you for this level of improvised plumbing.