Binary Memes

Only programmers would understand the crushing disappointment of being at Table 01 when your date is at Table 00. In computer science, arrays and indices typically start at zero, not one. This poor couple is experiencing the ultimate nerd heartbreak - separated by a fundamental programming principle. She's following natural language ("1st table"), while he's following computer logic (zero-indexing). Their relationship crashed before it even compiled.

The eternal kilobyte debate in one perfect bell curve. On both ends, you've got the blissfully confident folks saying "a kilobyte is 1000 bytes" - either because they're too simple to know better or so advanced they're using the official SI definition. Meanwhile, in the middle, that sweaty panic-stricken figure represents every computer science student who's had their soul crushed learning that 2 10 = 1024 bytes is the "technically correct" answer. It's the perfect illustration of how intelligence sometimes loops back on itself. The beginners and the experts end up at the same conclusion while the intermediate crowd suffers through pedantic details. The true tragedy? Most of us spent years in that anxious middle section before becoming comfortable enough to simplify again.