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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

Election Memes

Posts tagged with Election

Rigged Elections: When The Brain Counts Its Own Votes

Biology Medicine Science
20 days ago 5.3K views 0 shares
Rigged Elections: When The Brain Counts Its Own Votes
The brain literally voting for itself as the best organ is peak narcissism in biology. Of course the organ responsible for the poll would rig the election! Meanwhile, the poor spleen sits at 2% wondering what it did wrong besides filtering blood and fighting infections. The heart's modest 21% showing it has some supporters, but let's be honest—the brain was counting the votes. Classic neurological propaganda.

Call The Probability Police

Math Science
1 month ago 5.1K views 0 shares
Call The Probability Police
The joke here is pure mathematical poetry! Someone noticed the election prediction charts showing perfectly mirrored probability curves (54% vs 46%), and the brilliant response was "Get Bernoulli on the line we have an emergency." This is statistical humor at its finest! Bernoulli distribution deals with binary outcomes (win/lose) and probabilities that sum to 1 - exactly what we're seeing in this electoral forecast. It's like catching the universe following mathematical principles too perfectly, which is suspicious enough to call in the 18th-century mathematician for an emergency consultation. The probability gods are being too obvious with their work!

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