The Archaeological Timeline Of Rock-Paper-Scissors

The perfect scientific troll question doesn't exi— Oh wait, it does! This tweet asking for "wrong answers only" about Watson and Crick while showing David Tennant and Michael Sheen from Good Omens is peak science humor. The real Watson and Crick famously discovered DNA's double helix structure (while conveniently downplaying Rosalind Franklin's crucial X-ray crystallography work). The beauty of this joke is that answering with the actual scientists' names would technically be following the "wrong answers only" instruction. It's a paradoxical trap that would make even Schrödinger's cat nervous!

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Your immune system doesn't mess around! That cute puppy with a flamethrower represents your body's defense system going full scorched-earth policy when detecting invaders. The comment "If you're still alive, just know that your immune system has never lost a war" is hilariously accurate - your immune cells are undefeated champions that would rather trigger a fever, inflammation, and make you feel absolutely miserable than let that virus win. It's basically your body saying "I'd rather burn this whole place down than let these microscopic jerks take over." Your cytotoxic T cells and macrophages are the ultimate ride-or-die homies - emphasis on the "die" part for anything that doesn't belong!

The perfect academic hierarchy in four panels! Mathematicians live in a world of absolutes—triangles are triangles, no exceptions. Scientists embrace probability distributions because nature rarely gives straight answers. Engineers are busy building rockets to reach places we haven't gone yet. But bioengineers? They're creating unholy dinosaur-snake hybrids that evolution wisely avoided. It's the perfect progression from theoretical purity to "just because we can doesn't mean we should" mad science. The bioengineers' gleeful expression says it all—creating monsters is way more fun than proving theorems!

This one's a scientific mic drop! People claiming "electromagnetic hypersensitivity" freak out about WiFi signals, but completely forget that neutrinos and cosmic rays are zipping through their bodies by the TRILLIONS every second! 😂 While WiFi operates at about 2.4 GHz with super low power, cosmic rays are high-energy particles from space that have been bombarding Earth (and us) since before humans existed. And neutrinos? Those sneaky subatomic particles are so non-interactive they can pass through a light-year of lead without stopping! The irony is delicious - worrying about WiFi while being completely unbothered by the cosmic particle rave happening through your body right now!

The metric system's elegant water-freezing-at-0°C and boiling-at-100°C scale makes perfect scientific sense, but somehow Americans are over here defending Fahrenheit like it's a constitutional amendment! Meanwhile, the rest of the world watches in confusion as the US clings to a system where water freezes at 32°F and boils at 212°F—because clearly, arbitrary numbers based on brine solutions from the 1700s are more "intuitive" than powers of 10. It's like watching someone insist that counting by 12s is easier than counting by 10s while they're desperately trying to convert inches to feet to yards with a wild conspiracy board behind them.