Ever notice how physicists can't just say they lift weights? The increasingly sophisticated terminology here is basically every scientist trying to sound important at conferences. First it's just "exercise," then suddenly you're "inducing controlled microtears in myofibrillar tissue to stimulate protein synthesis." Next week we'll call it "manipulating gravitational potential energy vectors to achieve metabolic homeostatic disruption." Just pick up the heavy thing and put it down, Einstein.
Increasingly Verbose Exercise Science
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