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The Scientific Productivity Decay Function
Tech Research Science Academia
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The Scientific Productivity Decay Function
The scientific productivity flowchart nobody warns you about. With optimal conditions (coffee + internet + good salary), you're cranking out products in a week. Remove coffee? Your timeline stretches to a month and quality melts like ice cream in a hot lab. Lose internet access? You're buried in reference books while the infinity symbol replaces your deadline. And when management cuts your salary? Congratulations, you've unlocked the special "one year" timeline featuring the rare bug ecosystem that spontaneously evolves around your code. The second law of thermodynamics applies to coding projects too—entropy always increases, especially when resources decrease.

The Big Bang: From Nothing To Netflix In Just 13 Billion Years
Astronomy Universe Physics Science
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The Big Bang: From Nothing To Netflix In Just 13 Billion Years
From cosmic microwave background to TikTok challenges in just 13 billion years! That pink section at the bottom where the universe went from grapefruit-sized to "electron-quark soup" in 10 -35 seconds is basically the universe's version of "I woke up like this." The funniest part? We expanded from smaller than a centimeter to galaxy-forming size faster than you can say "inflation." Meanwhile, it took another 13 billion years for humans to evolve just to argue about whether the whole thing happened at all. Talk about inefficient design!

The Archaeological Timeline Of Rock-Paper-Scissors
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The Archaeological Timeline Of Rock-Paper-Scissors
The meme brilliantly chronicles the evolutionary timeline of rock-paper-scissors with actual archaeological precision! For thousands of years after scissors were invented (~3000 BCE), rocks maintained perfect dominance over scissors with no counter. Then paper shows up fashionably late in 179 CE, and suddenly our rock overlords get dethroned. The timeline perfectly captures that brief but glorious "rock advantage" period where rocks were basically invincible in the proto-game. Geologists must be fuming at this historical injustice - their precious specimens dominated for millennia only to be defeated by glorified tree pulp. The balance of power in this ancient game was literally 2,821 years in the making!