Materials Memes

Materials Science: where chemists and engineers meet to argue about whether that new carbon structure is actually useful or just looks cool in electron microscope images. These memes celebrate the field that's responsible for everything from your smartphone screen to that weird non-Newtonian fluid you made in 5th grade science class. If you've ever gotten unreasonably excited about a stress-strain curve, explained to someone why their brilliant idea won't work due to pesky laws of thermodynamics, or felt the special joy of a perfect microstructure, you'll find your materials mutuals here. From the frustration of failed processing to the satisfaction of a perfectly engineered composite, ScienceHumor.io's materials collection honors the discipline that makes everything around you slightly better while receiving almost no public recognition.

And So Do You As Boron...
Materials Chemistry Science
1 day ago 10.9K views 0 shares
And So Do You As Boron...
The ultimate chemistry pick-up line gone wrong! This escalating brain meme starts with boring boron facts but ends with a murderous molecular threat. That final panel is basically what happens when a chemistry nerd's romantic poetry turns into a restraining order. "Carbon bonding minus a proton plus a knife" is just fancy science talk for "I'll stab you while maintaining covalent attraction." Trust chemists to make even homicide sound academically impressive. Next time someone asks why I drink at department mixers, I'm showing them this.

Elemental Propaganda
Materials Chemistry Science
10 days ago 13.7K views 0 shares
Elemental Propaganda
This meme brilliantly fuses Soviet propaganda aesthetics with periodic table humor! The pun plays on "phosphor me" (sounding like "for sure") and the element phosphorus (P). The classic Soviet-style poster with workers gazing determinedly toward a bright communist future gets a nerdy chemistry twist. It's basically what happens when chemistry professors try to make jokes during 8 AM lectures and expect students to be fully awake for this level of wordplay. The element phosphorus is actually quite reactive and was historically called "the Devil's element" because it glows in the dark and can spontaneously ignite in air. Kind of like how some chemistry jokes spontaneously combust before reaching their punchline.

The Periodic Table Fashion Show
Materials Chemistry Science
13 days ago 12.9K views 0 shares
The Periodic Table Fashion Show
The periodic table fashion show is ON! 🔥 Most elements rock that boring gray/silver look (like that bland building on the left), while copper and gold flex with their flashy colors (hello, pink house energy!). But then there's bismuth showing up like it raided a rainbow factory! Bismuth crystals naturally form those mind-blowing iridescent structures with stair-step patterns that reflect light in ALL the colors. It's basically nature's version of RGB gaming lights. Chemistry doesn't have to be dull - some elements are out here serving LOOKS!

Eureka! It's A Transition Metal!
Materials Chemistry Geology
15 days ago 30.1K views 0 shares
Eureka! It's A Transition Metal!
That moment when your mining expedition turns into a chemistry breakthrough! Our stick figure miner just discovered a transition metal in the wild and can't contain the excitement. The "Eureka!" moment hits different when you're knee-deep in rocks with nothing but a pickaxe and questionable art skills. Transition metals are the party animals of the periodic table—sitting in the middle, showing off with their multiple oxidation states and colorful compounds. No wonder our miner is grinning like they just found the scientific equivalent of buried treasure! Next up: trying to explain this to the mining company that was expecting gold instead of scientific glory.

Et Tu Michael? The Beryllium Betrayal
Materials Astronomy Engineering Physics Science
18 days ago 19.5K views 0 shares
Et Tu Michael? The Beryllium Betrayal
The ultimate scientific sacrifice play! Top panel shows a lab technician risking berylliosis (a nasty lung disease caused by beryllium dust inhalation) just to watch a metal ball oscillate at kilohertz frequencies. Meanwhile, bottom panel features James Webb Space Telescope engineer Michael Menzel who used beryllium for the telescope's mirrors—potentially exposing the team to the same health risks, but for arguably more noble reasons: creating humanity's most powerful eye into the cosmos. The perfect encapsulation of risk assessment in science—is your experiment worth potential lung damage? For JWST, history will say yes. For watching a bouncy ball? Maybe reconsider your experimental priorities!

Et Tu, Beryllium?
Materials Astronomy Engineering Science
20 days ago 17.4K views 0 shares
Et Tu, Beryllium?
The classic scientific trade-off: risking berylliosis (a nasty lung disease from beryllium exposure) for either watching metal balls vibrate at kilohertz frequencies or building the James Webb Space Telescope. Scientific progress marches on—through questionable safety protocols! The top researcher gets his kicks from a bouncy metal ball while the bottom one (who looks suspiciously like JWST scientist John Mather) built a $10 billion telescope using the same dangerous material. Different goals, same respiratory hazard. The things we do for science would make OSHA representatives weep.

It's Rare And Expensive, But It's All Relative
Materials Chemistry Science
24 days ago 16.6K views 0 shares
It's Rare And Expensive, But It's All Relative
The periodic table hierarchy has spoken! This meme perfectly captures how chemists view elements based on their rarity. Iron and aluminum? Basic peasants. Gold? Sometimes a king, sometimes just another commoner depending on who you're comparing it to. But Francium and Astatine? Those are the untouchable gods of the element world - so rare that the total amount of naturally occurring astatine on Earth is less than a microgram, and francium's most stable isotope has a half-life of just 22 minutes. They're the elements that make chemists whisper in reverence and wallet-conscious lab directors break into cold sweats. Next time someone brags about their gold jewelry, just whisper "francium" and watch their element superiority complex crumble.

Mozart: The Original Fiber-Reinforced Composer
Materials Engineering
25 days ago 14.8K views 0 shares
Mozart: The Original Fiber-Reinforced Composer
Engineering joke that hits all the right notes. FRC typically means Fiber-Reinforced Composite in materials science, but here they've turned Mozart into a literal interpretation - his hair is woven like carbon fiber while he "composes" music. The structural integrity of his symphonies is clearly off the charts. His hair probably has better tensile strength than most of my research samples.

Not So Young Modulus
Materials Physics Engineering Science
26 days ago 26.3K views 0 shares
Not So Young Modulus
The irony of calling something "Young" when it's over 200 years old is peak physics humor. That wide-eyed cat is all of us in engineering class when we realize the "Young" modulus was developed by Thomas Young in the early 1800s. Nothing like measuring material stiffness with a concept older than electricity! Engineers still using this ancient formula while typing on smartphones is basically the scientific equivalent of writing emails on a typewriter. The elasticity of materials hasn't changed, but our ability to make memes about them certainly has!

Being Rare Is Relative
Materials Chemistry Science
27 days ago 13.9K views 0 shares
Being Rare Is Relative
Ever notice how elements play favorites with their cosmic distribution? Iron and aluminum are the periodic table's basic bros—practically everywhere in the universe. Gold thinks it's special until you realize there's 187,000 tons of it just chilling in Earth's crust. Meanwhile, francium and astatine are the ultimate hipsters of chemistry—so rare that if you collected all the naturally occurring astatine on Earth, you'd have less than a teaspoon! Francium is so exclusive that at any moment, there's only 30 grams existing on the entire planet. Talk about playing hard to get! These elements aren't just rare—they're practically mythical creatures in lab coats.

The Not-So-Young Modulus
Materials Physics Engineering
29 days ago 19.5K views 0 shares
The Not-So-Young Modulus
The irony of calling a 200+ year old concept "Young" modulus isn't lost on materials scientists. Named after Thomas Young in 1807, this measure of stiffness has been stretching our patience longer than most lab equipment warranties. The wide-eyed cat perfectly embodies every engineering student's face when they realize they've been calculating elastic deformations using principles older than their great-great-great grandparents.

Something Is Wrong
Materials Tech Engineering
1 month ago 21.5K views 0 shares
Something Is Wrong
Found the bug in the system. Literally. That's not a microchip, it's a copper wire hairdo that would make any electrical engineer have a heart attack. Someone's circuit board just became home to what appears to be Trump's toupee made of copper wiring. The resistance this creates is measured in both ohms and sighs of IT department despair.