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This is peak computational fluid dynamics humor right here! Someone actually ran a CFD simulation on the silhouette of Saddam Hussein and visualized the airflow patterns. The color gradient shows different pressure zones and turbulence as air flows around the figure. The blue region indicates low pressure, while the trailing green-yellow wake shows the turbulent flow separation. Engineers spend thousands of hours optimizing airplane wings for perfect aerodynamics, and then someone uses the same sophisticated software to analyze... this. Pure scientific shitposting at its finest. The drag coefficient must be terrible, but the meme coefficient is off the charts!

Imagine if we'd just listened to thermodynamics instead of burning everything in sight! The Second Law basically says "entropy always increases" - meaning systems naturally get more disorganized and release heat. So technically, our planet heating up is just entropy doing its thing while we accelerate it with fossil fuels. Meanwhile, this futuristic utopia suggests we could have built flying cars and eco-cities if we'd respected basic physics instead of arguing about whether climate change exists. The irony is delicious - we ignored the very science that could have prevented us from needing to have the argument in the first place!

The ultimate American priorities paradox! While the US stubbornly clings to miles and Fahrenheit like they're family heirlooms, they're simultaneously sprinting toward post-quantum cryptography faster than you can say "encryption." Why? Because quantum computers will eventually crack RSA encryption like it's a fortune cookie, exposing all our digital secrets. Meanwhile, converting inches to centimeters? Absolutely unthinkable. National security threat? No problem! Buying milk in liters? Pure chaos.

The headline claims these missiles travel at 10 times the speed of light? Einstein's ghost just spat out his coffee! Nothing with mass can exceed light speed (300,000 km/s), let alone multiply it by 10. Even the most advanced hypersonic missiles barely reach Mach 10 (3.4 km/s). This is like claiming your grandma's scooter can teleport across galaxies! The physics police would like a word with this headline writer... preferably at sub-light speeds.

Pure mathematicians experiencing applied math textbooks is like watching someone commit mathematical heresy. While they're busy proving existence theorems with elegant proofs, engineers are just approximating π as 3 and calling it "close enough for government work." The horror on this poor mathematician's face says it all—seeing those beautiful, pristine equations reduced to "good enough" approximations and *gasp* practical examples. It's the mathematical equivalent of watching someone eat pizza with a fork and knife. The trauma is real!

The bear is WHITE! 🐻‍❄️ This devious physics problem is actually a geography trap! If you calculate the acceleration (10m ÷ (√2)² = 5 m/s²), you'll notice it's about half of Earth's gravity (9.8 m/s²). This can only happen at the poles where the bear would be—you guessed it—a polar bear! Science teachers are truly the original trolls of academia, making students solve for color using kinematics equations. *maniacal scientist laugh* Next time, they'll probably ask for the bear's favorite ice cream flavor based on its angular momentum!