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East vs. West: The Gravitational Bias

East vs. West: The Gravitational Bias
The eternal battle between Western and Eastern scientific contributions in one perfect image! Newton gets all the glory for watching an apple fall, while some poor soul in Southeast Asia who discovered the world's stinkiest fruit (durian) gets zero credit for their gravitational observations. Historical science bias at its finest! Next thing you'll tell me is that gravity works differently depending on which hemisphere you're in. Maybe durian doesn't fall from trees—it just repels itself from everything including our noses. Newton: "I discovered gravity!" Southeast Asia: "We discovered how to make gravity smell like gym socks left in a hot car for a month."

Mind-Blowing Inertia

Mind-Blowing Inertia
Newton's first law of motion, simplified to "things don't move unless pushed," was absolutely revolutionary in 17th century Europe. The cartoon monkey's shocked expression perfectly captures how minds were blown when Newton basically said "stationary objects stay stationary." Before this, people thought objects needed constant force to keep moving. Newton walks in and says "nope, inertia exists" and everyone loses their minds. That's the scientific equivalent of telling people water is wet and getting a Nobel Prize for it.

Gravity Of The Situation

Gravity Of The Situation
Someone's having an existential crisis about planetary motion! This chat shows a person dramatically questioning why Kepler's laws should apply to them, only to be met with the perfect punchline: "Would you say that Newton's laws are holding you down?" Pure physics comedy gold right there! For the curious minds: Kepler's laws describe how planets orbit in elliptical paths around the sun, while Newton's law of universal gravitation explains why we're stuck to Earth instead of floating away. The rebellion against these fundamental forces of nature is... not going to end well for our frustrated friend.

When It Took 5000 Years For Us To Understand How A Falling Object Falls

When It Took 5000 Years For Us To Understand How A Falling Object Falls
Humanity's journey from "heavier objects fall faster" to Newton's laws was basically a 5,000-year facepalm moment. The meme perfectly captures our collective intuitive physics—where we think turning left creates a magical force pushing right, or that hockey pucks need constant pushing to keep moving. My favorite is "WTF is a parabola?" because that's exactly how most people react to projectile motion. And let's not forget the elevator jumping myth that refuses to die despite basic conservation laws screaming "THAT'S NOT HOW THIS WORKS!" Meanwhile, physicists are in the corner quietly sobbing into their coffee mugs. Five millennia to figure out F=ma, and we still can't explain to Aunt Karen why her crystals don't actually "absorb negative energy."

Accelerating Cat: A Physicist's Guide To Driving

Accelerating Cat: A Physicist's Guide To Driving
Normal people see a car with basic controls - steering wheel, brake, and gas pedal. Physicists? They just see multiple accelerators in different directions. Because why would you ever want to decelerate when you can just accelerate in the opposite direction? Newton's laws don't care about your "braking" semantics. This is precisely why physicists make terrible driving instructors and why theoretical physics departments have suspiciously high car insurance premiums.

When Brains Meet Brawn: A Scientific Paradox

When Brains Meet Brawn: A Scientific Paradox
It's the legendary meeting of Sir Buff-ton and Professor Flex-enstein discussing their groundbreaking paper on "Relative Mass Accumulation in Academia"! 💪🧠 What we're witnessing is clearly the moment when Newton's Third Law was disproven - because these two exert force without equal and opposite reactions. Their biceps have more curves than a quantum wave function! The real experiment here? Testing whether wisdom and washboard abs can coexist in the same dimension. Spoiler alert: the multiverse just exploded from the paradox.

Time-Traveling Physics Identity Theft

Time-Traveling Physics Identity Theft
Time-traveling hipster showing off her "great-great-grandmother" who's actually Sir Isaac Newton! 😂 The joke's in the caption "Quantum Revolution 1905" - which hilariously mixes up Einstein's annus mirabilis with Newton who died ~200 years earlier! It's like claiming your flip phone is quantum computing. Classic physics identity theft across centuries - Newton would be spinning in his grave... or simultaneously not spinning, until observed!

Physics: The Original Text Language

Physics: The Original Text Language
One of these equations is not like the others! While teens are busy decoding "Ily" and "Imy," physicists are out here with their own secret language. The ideal gas law, Newton's second law, kinetic energy formula, Bernoulli's principle, and Einstein's mass-energy equivalence don't care about your relationship status. They're the original text abbreviations—been breaking hearts and blowing minds since before smartphones were even a thing. Next time someone sends you "Brb," respond with "E=mc²" and assert your intellectual dominance.

Three Laws To Rule Them All

Three Laws To Rule Them All
Economics desperately throws 99 laws at reality and still misses most of it. Meanwhile, physics just casually drops Newton's three laws and explains nearly everything. Efficiency at its finest. The universe really said "keep it simple" and economists took that personally.

Do You See The Resemblance?

Do You See The Resemblance?
When you realize Robert Hooke and Dave Chappelle have the same "I'm so done with this nonsense" expression. Historical portraits don't lie - that's the universal face of someone who discovered cells under a microscope only to be overshadowed by Newton, or someone watching audience members scream "I'm Rick James!" for the 5,000th time. The "I've made scientific contributions AND I'm tired of everyone's crap" look transcends centuries. Both men staring into the void of human idiocy, separated by 300+ years but united by the perfect blend of brilliance and exasperation.

Which Side Are You On: Physics Gang War

Which Side Are You On: Physics Gang War
The eternal scientific gang war! On the left, we have the Newton gang representing classical physics with a standard "N" symbol. On the right, the quantum mechanics crew flashing their fancy complex number "iN" sign. Classical physicists be like "Force equals mass times acceleration, simple!" while quantum physicists roll up with "Actually, reality is probabilistic and particles exist in superposition until observed." The scientific turf war that's been raging since Schrödinger's cat simultaneously joined both gangs! Choose your physics faction wisely - your reality depends on it! 😂

Scooby-Dooby-Differential Equations

Scooby-Dooby-Differential Equations
The classic Scooby-Doo unmasking scene perfectly captures that moment when complex fluid dynamics (Navier-Stokes equations) turns out to be just Newton's Second Law (F=ma) in disguise! It's the mathematical equivalent of finding out the terrifying ghost was just Old Man Jenkins all along. Those intimidating partial derivatives and vector calculus in the Navier-Stokes equation? Just fancy mathematical clothing covering up our old reliable F=ma! Engineers everywhere are nodding knowingly while muttering "would've gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those meddling physicists."