Newton's second law (F = ma) is sacred territory in physics. When someone messes with it by writing it as "F = am" instead of "F = ma," it's like putting pineapple on pizza—a crime against nature that makes physicists twitch uncontrollably. Sure, mathematically it's the same thing, but there's an unspoken cosmic order to these equations. It's like writing "H₂O" as "OH₂"—technically correct but deeply, spiritually wrong. No wonder Thomas is having an existential crisis.