Regular physicists: *using standard units like a normal person*
Astrophysicists: "Why measure things in different units when we can just use SECONDS FOR EVERYTHING?!" 🤣
In astrophysics, they actually convert everything to seconds using constants like the speed of light (c). So distance becomes light-seconds, and mass becomes... you guessed it, seconds! It's like they're time-obsessed space wizards who decided the universe should run on a single unit. Next thing you know, they'll measure your height in seconds too!