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Unit S? You Mean Unit S

Physics Astronomy Universe Science

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Unit S? You Mean Unit S

Regular physicists: *using standard units like a normal person* Astrophysicists: "Why measure things in different units when we can just use SECONDS FOR EVERYTHING?!" 🤣 In astrophysics, they actually convert everything to seconds using constants like the speed of light (c). So distance becomes light-seconds, and mass becomes... you guessed it, seconds! It's like they're time-obsessed space wizards who decided the universe should run on a single unit. Next thing you know, they'll measure your height in seconds too!

The Prehistoric Pun That Bombed

Math

4 months ago 9.3K views 0 shares

The Prehistoric Pun That Bombed

The dinosaur comedian just delivered the ultimate math dad joke! The punchline works because "seconds" has two meanings - time units AND second helpings of food. So while we'd expect the calculation of 6 weeks × 7 days × 24 hours × 60 minutes × 60 seconds = 3,628,800 seconds, our prehistoric friend is actually talking about how many additional servings you might want in 6 weeks. The answer? Just 10 second helpings! His dino audience is clearly not amused by this numerical wordplay, leaving our T-Rex stand-up comic to cry tears of extinction-level rejection. Poor guy's humor is clearly from a different era.