The eternal temperature scale war, visualized through SpongeBob! At 100°, Celsius is on fire (literally), Fahrenheit is just mildly annoyed, and Kelvin is practically frozen solid. This perfectly captures why international scientific collaboration is a nightmare. Americans stubbornly cling to Fahrenheit like it's the last burger on Earth, while the rest of the world uses Celsius, and scientists silently judge everyone while using Kelvin. Next time you're in a lab meeting with international colleagues and someone says "it's 30 degrees outside," watch as half the room thinks it's a beautiful day and the other half wonders why you're not dead from hypothermia.