Natural units Memes

Regular physicists: *using standard units like a normal person* Astrophysicists: "Why measure things in different units when we can just use SECONDS FOR EVERYTHING?!" 🤣 In astrophysics, they actually convert everything to seconds using constants like the speed of light (c). So distance becomes light-seconds, and mass becomes... you guessed it, seconds! It's like they're time-obsessed space wizards who decided the universe should run on a single unit. Next thing you know, they'll measure your height in seconds too!

The measurement unit hierarchy has been exposed! While metric and imperial users scream at each other like Harry and Ron in a flying car, theoretical physicists are cackling like Tom the cat because they've transcended mundane measurements altogether. They've set all fundamental constants (speed of light c, reduced Planck constant ℏ, gravitational constant G, and Boltzmann constant k) equal to 1, eliminating units entirely! This is the ultimate power move in physics—why mess with kilometers or miles when you can just warp spacetime itself? Next time someone asks "how far?" just answer "0.0000000000000000000000000163 Planck lengths" and watch their brain melt.