Only One Way To Explain Wormholes

The circle of academic suffering is beautifully illustrated here! Innocent biology students think they're escaping math, only to discover chemistry is lurking around the corner. Chemistry students smugly think they've mastered their domain until physics equations slap them in the face. And those physics majors? They're just mathematicians with experimental equipment. It's the scientific equivalent of thinking you've escaped the boss only to find the final form is even more terrifying. No matter which science skateboard you jump on, math is waiting with a rake for your unsuspecting face. The universe's cruelest prank: everything interesting requires calculus.

Graphene thinks it's hot stuff with its single-atom-thick carbon sheet and ridiculous flexibility. Meanwhile, Tom and Jerry are over here casually defying the laws of physics by squeezing through keyholes, flattening like pancakes, and surviving hammer blows that would pulverize diamonds. Scientists spend billions developing super-materials while cartoon characters have been ignoring material science since 1940. The real breakthrough would be figuring out what Tom and Jerry are actually made of. Probably some quantum-cartoon composite that CERN is still trying to discover.

This is peak science flirting evolution! The brain gets progressively more enlightened with each pickup line: Basic brain: "u look hot" 🥱 Upgraded brain: "u 👀 🔥" (emoji game, still basic) Galaxy brain: "Your atoms seem to have a lot of kinetic energy" 💯 That last one is pure genius because in kinetic molecular theory, temperature is literally just a measure of how fast atoms are moving! So saying someone's atoms have high kinetic energy is the scientifically accurate way to call them hot! Next time skip the boring compliments and impress your crush with some thermodynamic sweet talk!

The meme brilliantly captures the physics blasphemy of treating the speed of light (c) as a variable in Einstein's famous equation E=mc². In the top panel, we see the standard equation with Einstein thinking normally. But in the bottom panel—pure chaos! Taking the derivative of E=mc² with respect to c gives us E'=2mc, and Einstein's mind is absolutely blown by this mathematical heresy. The speed of light is supposed to be a universal constant (299,792,458 m/s), so treating it as a variable is basically the physics equivalent of putting pineapple on pizza—theoretically possible but fundamentally wrong in the eyes of purists. The calculus joke here would make even Leibniz giggle in his grave!

Corporate suits asking physicists to spot differences between a stationary ball and the same ball in motion is like asking a cat to explain why it knocked your coffee mug off the table. The physicist immediately recognizes the second image shows motion blur—it's the same object, just with different reference frames! This is basically Einstein's relativity explained through office humor. Next they'll ask biologists to find differences between identical twins or chemists to distinguish between H₂O and... H₂O. Maybe we should start asking executives to spot the difference between actual work and pointless meetings.

Physics is just copying and pasting with different letters! The linear motion equations are sitting there with their v's and x's, while angular motion equations are giving side-eye with their fancy ω's and θ's. It's the same homework assignment but make it spin . Classic physics move—take something straightforward, rotate it, and boom—whole new chapter in the textbook. The professor who invented this probably got tenure for essentially writing "find and replace" in Microsoft Word.