What It Feels To Work With Photonic Qubits And Squeezed Coherent States

The chemistry world is SCREAMING for a better atomic model! While pop culture parents name kids after fantasy characters (looking at you, Khaleesi parents), science parents would totally name their buff child "Plum Pudding Model" - J.J. Thompson's hilariously outdated atomic theory that imagined electrons floating in positive charge like raisins in pudding! Chemistry desperately needs an upgrade from this 1904 relic. Modern chemists be like: "My son will revolutionize atomic understanding, unlike your Game of Thrones-inspired offspring!" 🧪⚛️

Ooooh, someone's preparing to categorize physicists like D&D characters! 🧙‍♂️ This empty alignment chart is just begging to be filled with Einstein as Lawful Good (follows rules, discovers relativity) and Feynman as Chaotic Good (breaks into safes while revolutionizing quantum electrodynamics). Meanwhile, Edward Teller would be prime Lawful Evil material—followed all the proper channels to create weapons that could end humanity! The beauty of physics is that even the most brilliant minds can't escape being sorted into ridiculous personality boxes by nerds on the internet. I'm already grabbing my colored pencils to fill this in myself!

Started with a casual YouTube search about jet engines and ended up in the aerospace rabbit hole of doom! The progression from "let me watch this quick video about jets" to becoming a full-blown propulsion enthusiast with charts and Mach numbers is TOO REAL. But the final stage? That's when you discover the comments section where apparently having an opinion about ramjets might get you on some kind of watchlist! 😂 The aerospace engineering rabbit hole claims another innocent victim - we've all been there! One minute you're learning about basic turbofans, next thing you know you're explaining scramjet efficiency curves to confused family members at dinner.

Behold the ultimate cosmic pickup line! While astrology believers think celestial bodies determine personality traits, the physics enthusiast knows the REAL truth - everything from your morning coffee choice to meeting your soulmate was encoded in the universe's source code 13.8 billion years ago! Superdeterminism suggests free will is just an illusion since every particle interaction since the Big Bang has been following an inescapable script. So technically, you didn't choose to laugh at this meme... the fundamental forces of nature made you do it! *twirls test tube maniacally*

Sonic the Hedgehog just discovered the ultimate cosmic irony! The sun bombards Earth with enough energy to power civilization thousands of times over, yet somehow we're still paying electricity bills and working 9-to-5 jobs. 🌞💸 The fusion reactor in the sky converts 600 million tons of hydrogen into helium every second , releasing more energy than all human power plants combined—and doesn't charge a penny! Meanwhile, we're out here struggling to afford ramen noodles. It's the ultimate "thanks for nothing" to our stellar benefactor. Free nuclear fusion energy? Yes please! Free lunch? Still waiting for that solar-powered food replicator...

The quantum physics nightmare we all fear! Cloud Strife from Final Fantasy confronting Peter Griffin about forgetting to divide by the square root of A-squared when normalizing a wavefunction. It's that classic moment when your video game hero breaks into your bedroom to scold you for messing up basic quantum mechanics. Normalizing wavefunctions is CRUCIAL in quantum mechanics—it ensures the probability of finding a particle somewhere in space equals 1 (because, you know, it has to exist SOMEWHERE). Forget that r^2 factor and suddenly your particle has a 500% chance of existing! No wonder Cloud is disappointed. Even fictional characters have higher quantum standards than some of us!