My Idol (Newton's Notation Ride Or Die)

The mathematical naivety is just... *exhales cigarette smoke*... painful. Engineering students thinking they're escaping math is like believing you can avoid water by jumping into the ocean. Differential equations, vector calculus, and numerical methods will find you. They always do. The difference? Physicists derive the equations, engineers just solve them... repeatedly... with boundary conditions from hell. Sweet summer children.

The tweet delivers a delicious scientific burn that would make Bunsen burners jealous! It mocks the Nobel Prize's classification system by using absurd logical extension. If computer science is categorized under physics (which it is for Nobel Prizes), then by that same flawed logic, mathematics should be literature. It's highlighting the arbitrary nature of academic categorization while simultaneously poking fun at how disciplines get squished into boxes they don't quite fit. The real punchline? Mathematics actually doesn't even have its own Nobel category! The Fields Medal is crying in the corner right now.

The imperial system strikes again! While the metric side calmly states "2 Bar = exceeds atmospheric pressure by twice the pressure of the atmosphere," the imperial side goes full medieval manuscript with "29 PSI = exceeds atmospheric pressure by 29 times the weight of 7,000 grains of wheat spread over a square area the length of three grains of sound ripe barley being taken out the middle of the ear, well dried, and laid end to end in a row." This is why scientists worldwide collectively facepalm when dealing with unit conversions. The absurd complexity of imperial measurements makes rocket science look like counting fingers. Next time someone asks why we need the metric system, just show them this tire.

Chemistry students know the pain! The ideal gas equation (PV = nRT) is this beautiful, simple formula that works perfectly... in theory. But peek inside real gases and it's pure chaos - molecules attracting each other, taking up actual volume, and behaving nothing like our pristine equations predict. That shocked cat face is exactly how it feels when you discover your homework problems conveniently ignored all those messy real-world interactions!

The pig is bringing home the bacon in this aerodynamic showdown! In fluid dynamics, the drag coefficient (Cd) measures how much an object resists movement through a fluid. The football has a chunky Cd of 0.85, while our colorful porcine friend boasts a sleeker 0.5. Mother Nature engineered pigs better than humans engineered footballs! Next time someone calls you a pig, just remind them you're more aerodynamic than a football. Physics doesn't lie, people!

The eternal struggle of physics students vs. physics professors in one royal meme! In introductory physics, we're told to "ignore air resistance" and "assume friction is negligible" to simplify problems. Then real life hits and suddenly those forces are causing dramatic drag on everything from projectile motion to family dynamics. No wonder engineers look at physicists with suspicion—those "negligible" forces are what make actual rockets work and actual relatives complain!