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The Great Calculus Betrayal

The Great Calculus Betrayal
The ultimate mathematical betrayal! This physics major is caught red-handed with a picture of Gottfried Wilhelm Leibniz, Newton's arch-nemesis in the calculus creation controversy. For the uninitiated, Newton and Leibniz independently developed calculus in the 17th century, leading to one of history's most bitter scientific priority disputes. Newton's followers accused Leibniz of plagiarism, while Leibniz's supporters claimed Newton hadn't published his work early enough. The poor student's "it's not mine" defense is the mathematical equivalent of being caught with contraband. The shame! The dishonor! Imagine pledging allegiance to Team Newton only to be secretly admiring Leibniz's superior notation (which, let's be honest, we actually use today). That's like a Star Wars fan secretly keeping Star Trek memorabilia under their bed. Mathematical treason of the highest order!

In Another Universe Where Newton Got Hit By A Durian

In Another Universe Where Newton Got Hit By A Durian
History's most famous apple just got a spiky upgrade! Instead of a gentle apple bonk inspiring gravity, imagine poor Newton getting absolutely demolished by a 7-pound spiky durian falling at terminal velocity. No wonder in this timeline, he's too traumatized to invent calculus, leaving Leibniz to take all the glory. The face says it all—that's not the expression of someone about to revolutionize physics; that's the face of someone calculating the impact force of nature's most terrifying fruit and deciding maybe science isn't worth it after all.

The Uninvited Pioneers Of Electromagnetism

The Uninvited Pioneers Of Electromagnetism
The historical snub that keeps physicists up at night! While Maxwell's equations get the spotlight (deservedly capturing electromagnetism in four elegant lines), poor Leibniz, Faraday, and Ampere are giving us the death stare from outside the mathematical hall of fame. Classic academic politics - do all the experimental groundwork, and some Scottish guy comes along, wraps it in fancy notation, and gets equation #11 on the list. The real pioneers of electromagnetism looking through the window like uninvited guests to their own party. That's science for you - it's not what you discover, it's how prettily you write it down.

The Evolution Of Pi: From Simple To Summoning Ritual

The Evolution Of Pi: From Simple To Summoning Ritual
The mathematical evolution of π calculations is like watching someone go from "I'll just count the steps around this circle" to "hold my beer while I summon eldritch computational horrors." Starting with Leibniz's elegant alternating series, we progress through Wallis's product formula and Euler's beautiful square sum, only to arrive at Ramanujan's formula—which looks like what happens when you let a calculator have an existential crisis. Each mathematician basically said "Your formula is cute, but watch THIS." And then Ramanujan just decided to break mathematics entirely. That bottom equation doesn't calculate π—it summons π from whatever mathematical dimension it's hiding in.

The Ultimate Scientific Identity Crisis

The Ultimate Scientific Identity Crisis
The ultimate historical name-calling mix-up! One person's pointing at portraits of Robert Hooke (left) and Gottfried Leibniz (right) shouting "Newton!" while the actual scientists are like "Hey guys, not what we're called." 😂 This is peak scientific rivalry comedy! Newton, Hooke, and Leibniz had LEGENDARY feuds over who discovered calculus first and other scientific achievements. Newton and Hooke battled over optics and gravity, while Newton and Leibniz had the mother of all math fights over calculus. Imagine being so brilliant but still getting mistaken for your arch-nemesis! The scientific equivalent of calling your teacher "Mom" but WAY more devastating!

My Idol (Newton's Notation Ride Or Die)

My Idol (Newton's Notation Ride Or Die)
Being the only student in calculus still using Newton's dot notation instead of Leibniz's dy/dx is like showing up to a smartphone convention with a rotary phone. The clenched fist represents that special mix of pride and isolation when you're stubbornly loyal to the OG calculus inventor while everyone else has moved on. It's basically saying "I will die on this hill of dots above my variables" while your professor silently judges your life choices. Newton vs Leibniz is the original scientific beef, and you've picked your side!

The Mathematical Evolution Of Destruction

The Mathematical Evolution Of Destruction
The mathematical soap opera continues! Newton and Leibniz transformed summation into calculus, while Planck and Einstein reversed the script by turning continuous functions into discrete quanta. But wait—Einstein wasn't done! With E=mc², he showed that summation leads straight to mushroom clouds. Three hundred years of mathematical evolution, and we went from counting apples to vaporizing cities. Progress, I suppose?

There Is No Math Outside Excel

There Is No Math Outside Excel
Newton and Leibniz didn't invent calculus—they summoned it from the mathematical underworld. The proof? Just look at any student's face during finals week. Those aren't eye bags; they're manifestations of differential trauma. The only people who claim calculus "can't hurt you" are the same ones who think integration by parts is "fun." Meanwhile, Excel sits there smugly with its pre-calculated functions, whispering sweet nothings like "let me handle that for you" while calculus demands you derive the universe from first principles using only chalk and tears.

Who Deserves More Credit?

Who Deserves More Credit?
The greatest mathematical flex in history! While Newton and Leibniz were fighting over who invented calculus (top panel showing distress), Augustin-Louis Cauchy was quietly collecting mathematical theorems like they were Pokémon cards (bottom panel showing pure joy). The dude has his name on EVERYTHING - Cauchy sequences, Cauchy-Schwarz inequality, Cauchy integral formula... he's basically the mathematical equivalent of someone who puts their name on the group project but did all the work. Next time you're struggling through a math exam, remember Cauchy is probably responsible for at least half the problems making you suffer!

Low Effort During Classical Mechanics

Low Effort During Classical Mechanics
The mathematical aristocracy has spoken! First panel shows regular derivative notation (f'(x)) - the bare minimum effort. Second panel upgrades to the fancy Leibniz notation (df/dx) - putting on a tie for the math party. But the third panel? Integration with the monocle? That's pure mathematical nobility. It's like watching calculus climb the social ladder from "I woke up like this" to "I own three vacation properties." Physicists in classical mechanics love their integrals - why solve with derivatives when you can unnecessarily complicate everything with an integral and look sophisticated doing it?

The Great Scientific Catfish

The Great Scientific Catfish
Historical clickbait at its finest! The meme shows Newton's face but attributes his famous prism experiments to Leibniz - his arch-nemesis and calculus rival! It's like crediting Edison for Tesla's work or giving your lab partner credit for your Nobel-worthy discovery! 🔍⚡ Newton would be rolling in his grave faster than an apple falls from a tree! These two brilliant minds already fought over who invented calculus - now they're battling over who split light first? The scientific rivalry that keeps on giving!

The Original Math Beef

The Original Math Beef
The greatest mathematical dad joke in history! Newton and Leibniz both claimed to invent calculus in the 17th century, sparking one of science's most famous priority disputes. The punchline? It was a bit derivative ! 🤓 Get it? Because derivatives are a fundamental concept in calculus AND because Leibniz's work could be seen as derived from Newton's (or vice versa, depending who you ask). The math history burn that took 350 years to land!