How Do Magnets Work? (According To Chaos Theory)

Behold! The scientific explanation that would make even Newton facepalm! "Magnets are made of metal mined from the ground" - well, that's technically true-ish. But "magnetic because the metal still contains pieces of gravity inside it"?! *maniacal laughter* That's like saying batteries work because they're full of lightning juice! This magnificently wrong explanation perfectly captures that moment when someone confidently explains science without knowing a single thing about magnetic fields, electrons, or ferromagnetism. It's the scientific equivalent of explaining that the sky is blue because it reflects the ocean!